Magical world

Well if the language is German, there's probably an 80% chance that you get the right word this way

this is great advice.

It is also the only way to speak in Toki Pona

Yep. I don't speak Spanish. Learned all my extremely limited Spanish in restaurant kitchens. When I walk my dogs, and one of the many Spanish speaking Mexicans that lives nearby looks nervous, I tell them, "Perro es bueno por hombre. Perro es no bueno por otra Perro." They understand what I mean even though I just butchered that sentence.

Congratulations, you are now a Strange Planet writer

Drink it from a cup made of soy paper and you’re still just holding beans.

• coffee beans
• vanilla beans
• soy beans
• ????

If regular milk it's a 3 bean soup with nipple juice

The ol' Deviled Creme Egg. Haven't had one of those since college.

I feel you're underselling our bag of water, organics and calcium sticks nature...

That's more like fish and amphibians. We do things internally.

Speak for yourself. I keep my pile of sand pretty chill.

A computer is a magic box with a poisonous green cracker inside.

I wouldn't want to step on either.

You have solved the entire universe for me

The way transistors and integrated circuits are made is called lithography. Stone scribing. If you describe it that way, electricity sounds like magic.

Electronics are magic boxes of poisonous green crackers with black rectangle bugs crawling on them.

wet, fuzzy magnet with a bald rock child

Mud is just water and rock combined on a microscopic scale.

Human Beans.

Gas is mostly derived from bacteria. Something like 10% is from multicellular organisms. Carbon based bacteria was around exponentially longer and made up more biomass

You know.
Sometimes.

It's okay to have an unexpressed thought.

Imagine taking the time to argue a shit post

You are the highest ranking candidate for the cranial staple

🫤

If your lemonade is bitter, you're making it wrong.

do you like, like anything?

I can't comment on coffee. As for tea, it depends on the type and how you prepare it. To clarify, when I mention tea, I'm referring to tea made from the Camellia sinensis plant. This includes green, white, oolong, black, heicha, and puerh teas. Anything not from the Camellia sinensis plant is called tisane or herbal tea.

Green tea can be the most bitter, or the least bitter, depending if you make it well. You need to make sure its not boiling water, but water that's around 80c.

White tea is probably easier to make just make sure its not boiling water and it shouldn't be bitter either.

Then again if you're calling something like lemonade bitter, a thing that has so much sugar I don't really know if me telling you would even help.

Sujamma tastes like garbage and makes you stupid.

Call me when you develop the palate of an adult.