It's okay! I actually have "gold-pressed latinum" programmed into my autocorrect lol, now my phone is like "what the fuck is platinum" on the rare occasions I need to type that word.
It was so bad ... it left my brother in pieces ... it broke him apart ... he literally lost his head .... they pulled his leg ... he was disarmed ... he needed a hand ... he didn't have a leg to stand on ... his feet weren't touching the ground
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Stamets@startrek.website · 14 pts · 2y
swab148@startrek.website · 7 pts · 2y
We love you so much, but it's "gold-pressed latinum"
Stamets@startrek.website · 4 pts · 2y
swab148@startrek.website · 5 pts · 2y
It's okay! I actually have "gold-pressed latinum" programmed into my autocorrect lol, now my phone is like "what the fuck is platinum" on the rare occasions I need to type that word.
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
Wanna earn 14 slips of latinum the hard way?
SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
And then they shut me down. No respect, no respect at all.
The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website · 13 pts · 2y
Template
xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink · 1 pts · 2y
This template has already been used for another meme, it's a great template!
SirNuke@kbin.social · 10 pts · 2y
DATA: I am puzzled, captain. This joke did not receive a single humorous reaction. However, I calculated with 99.987625% certainty that -
PICARD: Well, Data, there's more to humor than, well, data.
xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink · 9 pts · 2y
(he does not see)
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 9 pts · 2y
Maybe if he exaggerated his movements more he'd be funnier.
Also: Now I can't stop thinking of that Borat clip about the "not" joke but instead of Borat, it's Data.
"This Padd is black not."
sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org · 7 pts · 2y
"If you think that is bad, you should see what he did to my brothers. Why are you laughing, that was a genuine request."
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 2y
It was so bad ... it left my brother in pieces ... it broke him apart ... he literally lost his head .... they pulled his leg ... he was disarmed ... he needed a hand ... he didn't have a leg to stand on ... his feet weren't touching the ground
undeffeined@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 2y
Saw the meme, big smile on my face. "Who posted this one?" I thought. " Must have been the Maneuvering one" Checks OP " Yep, had to be!"
The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website · 2 pts · 2y
Haha, thank you much
xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink · 5 pts · 2y
Data's eyes here see into my very soul...
Stamets@startrek.website · 5 pts · 2y
xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink · 5 pts · 2y
There is no escape
Lauchs@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
"Nope, no respect... I tell ya, I can't even buy a gal a drink in one of lieutenant Barclay's holodeck programs!"
Crackhappy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Thank you Captain. I have filed this under #jokesicannevertellmyfamily
The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website · 2 pts · 2y
Don't you know, the best jokes start out with explaining layers of context first.