c/lemmyshitpost · by Twinklebreeze@lemmy.world · 2yWe need our safe space 121 points · 34 comments · view on lemmy.world
34 Comments
moipe@lemmy.world · 56 pts · 2y
Anyone can shit in the sink. I am just disappointed that it is you.
thantik@lemmy.world · 55 pts · 2y
Uh, what exactly are you doing in the bathroom that the other genders can't?
Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works · 42 pts · 2y
Giving birth maybe?
thantik@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y
Shit you got me on that one.
iheartneopets@lemm.ee · 0 pts · 2y
Trans men can still have uteruses and give birth, so scratch that one
Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y
Good point! I'm all out of ideas in that case.
GlitterInfection@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y
Gay sex.
Ilovethebomb@lemmy.ml · -16 pts · 2y
Pissing standing up.
thantik@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 2y
Yeah if you think women can't piss standing up, you haven't known many women.
Ilovethebomb@lemmy.ml · 14 pts · 2y
I don't typically watch them pee, if that's what you're asking.
Confuzzeled@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Don't knock it until you've tried it friend.
theFibonacciEffect@feddit.de · 4 pts · 2y
Really? How does it work?
RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz · 9 pts · 2y
Not that well, usually, which is why it's very rarely done. That one guy has met an interesting selection of women though
dragonflyteaparty@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
Anyone can pee and stand. It's just whether or not you make a giant mess of it, but you don't have to be female to do that.
squiblet@kbin.social · 2 pts · 2y
I tried convincing my (cis) GF that she could pee standing up one time based on this website I found by a nurse in 2004 and she was really offended for some reason. She thought it was a joke or something (??). But YES I’ve seen this on the internet
thorbot@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 2y
Yeah self sucking in the bathroom isn’t usually well received
Moc@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
RGB3x3@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
I fell on it, I swear!
Agent641@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Self?
cryptosporidium140@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 2y
ThePantser@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
Like a man
thefartographer@lemm.ee · 18 pts · 2y
Straight into his man pants
Fhek@lemm.ee · 30 pts · 2y
It’s gender fluid.
aggelalex@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Hold on let me change my type of pp real quick
Slams bathroom door
ReCursing@kbin.social · 20 pts · 2y
No, but okay... but why do you hell do you care what the person in the stall next to you is doing? Are you watching?
updawg@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y
How did you know?
KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 19 pts · 2y
So do you do a gender positive, or a gender negative?
Agent641@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 2y
Switch between them 60 times a second. Gender AC.
KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 2y
If you do it fast enough it could power an engine!
DLSchichtl@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
uis@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Coil a pair of insulated gender conductors around iron rod and you will get gender transformer.
RGB3x3@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Can we get a Transformers robot called the Gender Transformer please?
variants@possumpat.io · 7 pts · 2y
Negative to the bladder, positive to the bowl
Excrubulent@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 2y
So you have some sort of device that allows you to pee into your butt?
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 2y
i believe they're called "dicks"
Excrubulent@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 2y
darcy@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y
pissing out of your PENIDS
geesute@bookwormstory.social · 1 pts · 1y
azurefirefly@lemmy.basedcount.com · 0 pts · 2y
That's funny