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19 Comments

JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 18 pts · 2y

Finally a guitar for people with Midjourney hands.

fiqusonnick@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 2y

Dj0nt

moonsnotreal@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 2y

The djent-inator

CephalonFaye@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

At this point just get a harp guitar or something. Fretting those low strings seems really uncomfortable.

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 2y

keyharp but played with your fingers instead of a bow

DestroyerOfWorlds@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y (5 replies)

No wammy? No thanks.

populustree@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 23 pts · 2y (4 replies)

imagine the tension springs of said whammy bar

DestroyerOfWorlds@sh.itjust.works · 22 pts · 2y (2 replies)

like a garage door spring

Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y (1 reply)

You do one divebomb too many and end up a eunuch

populustree@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 2y

forbidden bottom surgery

squiblet@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y

Probably at least two whatever-rods in the neck, I'd guess. Oh, Truss rods.

LordAmplifier@pawb.social · 3 pts · 2y

Walk on stage with this. The crowd goes wild, expecting the crustaceanest of crabcore that ever touched a human ear. Not a single note has been played, but the crowd is already separating for a wall of death. Drum intro.

0-3-5

progbob@feddit.de · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

playing chords with barre grip- wait, let me just get my fingerlongers..

squiblet@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y

Yeah... 5 string basses are bad enough in that regard.

Cruxifux@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

When you wanna learn the new Korn song but the tab says it’s in drop X

Madison420@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

There is that all drop d song.

Aggravationstation@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 2y
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ReeferPirate@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 2y

At what point does it loop right back into being a piano again?

ichmagrum@feddit.de · 1 pts · 2y

Is that Fieldy's?