You will never be the person you are now ever again

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16 Comments

ignotum@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Life is short

Why not make it shorter

Eat McDonalds

reverendsteveii@sopuli.xyz · 0 pts · 2y

Okay but why not?

AllBlue22@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Life's too short to not have a bidet.

Sir_Kevin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 2y

I'm using mine right now! 😆

moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 2y (2 replies)

sorry for subliminal mcdonalds advertising

GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

More like superlimnal 🤣

Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 2y

Actually could be an advert wirh some upbeat music, some random guys high fiving, and the tagline.

Edgarallenpwn@midwest.social · 5 pts · 2y

I heard this song for the first time when I was about 8 or 9 and the existential dread stopped since.

Pinklink@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y

Thank god, the person I am now is a dick

tsonfeir@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y

At least we get fries!

Aatube@kbin.social · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Is this real

BlinkerFluid@lemmy.one · 9 pts · 2y

1000012624 No, this is Patrick.

PeWu@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Her face is creepy.

havokdj@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Actually she seems quite attractive, it is the smile that is off putting

RobertOwnageJunior@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

can@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y

God, I hope not.