c/dadjokes · by Void_Sloth@lemmy.world · 2yNot a joke, but... 600 points · 13 comments · view on lemmy.world
13 Comments
greyhaven7@lemmy.world · 62 pts · 2y
I saw a wolf today!
Where?
No, the regular kind.
CosmicCleric@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
I got a laugh out of my son for this joke, so thank you.
cod@lemmy.world · 45 pts · 2y
I disagree, my goal is to get her to groan. When she rolls her eyes and leaves the room I know I’ve done a good job
chiliedogg@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 2y
I got my girlfriend to hit me in the middle of the grocery store.
I was beaming.
PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y
Damn that sounds sexual. ;)
nuke@yah.lol · 30 pts · 2y
If ladies didn't like Dad jokes, it'd be called bachelor jokes.
Seasm0ke@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 2y
My wife yesterday said if we watched forest gump she'd get sad, and I responded "You mean you'd be down in the gumps?" She is still laughing about it randomly.
Holyginz@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y
My wife usually just groans or tells me to shut up lol
SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 2y
✊️ the struggle is real bro
Holyginz@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
For real. Some days more than others.
crawancon@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y
I told mine the justice/justwater joke from this channel. she chuckled
abcd@feddit.de · 6 pts · 2y
A dream come true 😂
unreachable@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
i guess i'm not suitable to be dad
cause i have no joke on me