He's forsaken rule

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Sabre363@sh.itjust.works · 38 pts · 2y (5 replies)

But, having lengthy debates about the ethicality of murder with my kitchen knives is half the fun.

imagine having OCD and schizophrenia at the same time. the knifes would just scream at you for not lining them up properly in the knife holders

But sword-nimi, how so you know they are evil?

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Holzkohlen@feddit.de · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

You have those debates before, after or during the murder?

All of the above.

affiliate@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y (2 replies)

then who will i talk to while making dinner?

Sabre363@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 2y (1 reply)

The forks. They may not be as sharp, but they still got some good points.

That had no rights to be this funny

Assman@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Anyone else got that "Kill Dave" model?

Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Nah, but my salt shaker tells me to kill Danny, though.

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