you are at home with your wife and daughter and this guy comes in -- what do you do?

ignore the "how" and focus on the immediate situation; what do you do?

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Point him in the direction of more interesting news (rich minister's supermodel wife got kidnapped, etc) and hope typhoon Rance passes by peacefully

Dennis5891@mstdn.games · 11 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Ask him who he is and what game series hes from

OP is afraid to admit he's playing an H-game?

buru5@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

ah, that must be why i made a thread admitting to playing a hentai game https://lemmy.world/post/6575601

I'm in that thread as well XD I was just wondering why you didn't want to talk about it here

that's a big no-no

Sanctus@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Flay his skin of course. I have no idea how he found my grotto but he won't show anyone else.

that dungeon he scouted turned out to be your home

Draw my sword! Only a ne'er-do-well would enter another man's home in armor, so the wretched vagabond shall be driven out at once!

That look reminds me of the MC in Redo of Healer

Teon@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y

Grab a big rubber eraser and start rubbing him out!
Take that blank page! HA!

Kick him square in the nards

sight

unzips

uyuu@lemmy.4d2.org · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Team up

o_o

@buru5 just shoot in him dick and runaway

DOGS: GUTS!

my hounds will dispatch him. the cat will probably descend with claws if he looks at the wife or kid.