c/softwaregore · by SeekPie@lemmy.world · 2yWhile walking 224 points · 20 comments · view on lemmy.world
20 Comments
Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works · 41 pts · 2y
OP did not skip leg day
asterfield@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 2y
Does the speed limit count if you’re walking?
BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca · 33 pts · 2y
Only if the police jet can catch up to you.
amio@kbin.social · 10 pts · 2y
Jayspeeding is gonna be the hot new misdemeanor
Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc · 27 pts · 2y
Calm down, Saitama.
sag@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y
Yeah bro, calm down. The sale is still active.
baccano@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y
They must be attempting to integrate the rotation of the earth, the earth's orbit, and the sun's orbit around the galaxy.
moody@lemmings.world · 14 pts · 2y
No, the rotation of the Earth is about 1600 km/h at the equator, which isn't enough, and its orbit is over 100,000km/h which is way too much. This is about Mach 4, which is pretty fast, but not quite planetary orbit speed.
iforgotmyinstance@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
I am speed
Chais@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 2y
Your name is Barry Allen and you're the fastest man alive?
dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net · 11 pts · 2y
Were you by any chance recently doused in unidentified chemicals and struck by lightning?
amio@kbin.social · 11 pts · 2y
Rocket maaaan
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 2y
I was wondering where that sonic boom came from
Psaldorn@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Gotta go fast
Mastershelf@lemmy.one · 6 pts · 2y
How I feel walking on airport moving sidewalks
Ashiette@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Might be caused by GPS time that was out of sync.
bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 2y
That's likely it, but it's far funnier to imagine that OP is the fastest man alive. I want to believe.
FQQD@feddit.de · 5 pts · 2y
bro's zoomin along
TDCN@feddit.dk · 4 pts · 2y
The GPS that you are connected to is actually comming towards you.
BatrickPateman@feddit.de · 1 pts · 2y
BoastfulDaedra@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 2y
...in the reference frame of what, the sun?