City rival fans trashing Haaland in the match thread. Here you fucking go. This is Haaland. No touches with no service, but when he does get it, it's done.
Not sure how many of you watch tennis as well, but that is some Daniil Medvedev style technique there. Long arms and legs flailing everywhere and looks ridiculous, but is somehow super effective.
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outdated_joke@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
why didn't he do the Maguire celebration, smh my head
atlacatl@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
Ha...So he can score...
vMADVILLAIN@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
He seemed pissed
DroopyPenguin95@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
We just have to outscore the opponents 😎
cheersdom@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
so multiple replays leading up to the corner, but then NO replays for the cracker of a goal? cmon man
LeDamascener@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
City rival fans trashing Haaland in the match thread. Here you fucking go. This is Haaland. No touches with no service, but when he does get it, it's done.
kmacbtv@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
Nusa - 2 assists for Erling in 2 games!
_LingerieSlayer@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
jesus lol i’d genuinely cry if i was in goal against haaland
RedTuesdayMusic@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
Nah. They'll try to put too much muscle on him and ruin his agility
akshay_rathod_@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
That's a quality, proper 9, world class striker's goal
Kanataku@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
We have no attack tonight... But at least I'll get to say that Haaland scored a banged against my country
MonsieurCapybara@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
Is the Cyprus squad both turk and Greek together?
prss79513@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
Wtaf
Renewed_RS@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
Genuinely one of my favourite goals that I've ever seen.. already.
Daniiiiii@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
What's stopping them from make in -30 and +30 seconds.
I know the answer is the race to be first.
PestilenceSuppa@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
Edit went in just as you commented. Autocorrect wasn’t to shabby. BEHOLD
PestilenceSuppa@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
We’re going to be so fucking deadly in the coming years. Nusa-Haaland-Bobb with Ødegaard behind them! Edit: spelling
joachimb@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
BEHOLD THEM
ninja edit: damn your ninja edit
PestilenceSuppa@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
Edit went in just as you commented. Autocorrect wasn’t to shabby. BEHOLD
pain_au_choc0@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
Inb4 tap in goals
just_one_more_turn@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
Not sure how many of you watch tennis as well, but that is some Daniil Medvedev style technique there. Long arms and legs flailing everywhere and looks ridiculous, but is somehow super effective.
iGeography@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
What a finish lol
CK-Prime@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
Have it!
Nervous-Resolution-8@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
HAALAND HAALAND
Microsoft_B@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
The goal was insane, but the result was something I would have guessed.
joachimb@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
BEHOLD THEM
ninja edit: damn your ninja edit
PestilenceSuppa@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
Edit went in just as you commented. Autocorrect wasn’t to shabby. BEHOLD
TheVeikko@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
Bit rude, could have just tapped it in.
dudeWheres_mycar@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
Good goal. Shit clip. Make a rule to include replays please. Get rid of these clip bots
samlabun@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
Jesus Haaland Christ
Pludiam1994@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
Haaland good goal. Norway win.
way2gimpy@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
Maybe you want to get someone closer to the best current goalscorer in the world?
AvikHyp3@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
Guys clearly a national team merchant
StreetkidLife@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
Above average goal
HelpMeSum1Help@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
Post McTominay
RedTuesdayMusic@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
Also need to be pretty tall to trivialize shitting over the bar
insane__knight@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
How the fuck?
AncientCauliflower47@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
He angry
eggs_and_bacon@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
Aguero’s finishing with the frame of a terminator
DesignerExitSign@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
Actual answer.
NoFrillsCrisps@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
How the hell do you score with that much power from that body position??
onheartattackandvine@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
Absurd how he seemed to stumble into balance.
synkiu@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
he's different from city haaland
shaq2wade@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
They told me he was done
collie1212@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
This clip has as many frames as a stop motion film
MrOneTwo11@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
He kicked the shit out of the ball
kingofplasticbeach@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
Bobb is Norwegian????
Haaland #1 scout and goalscorer
TheDepartment115@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
HOW
Bergsprekken@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
Blast in merchant smh
CeltHD@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
That's what you call a thundercunt of a goal.
easyasthis@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
“Don’t need to mark that tall blond robot over there. Let him be”
Good_Kev_M-A-N_City@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
Finally remembered how to shoot again
Amopax@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
Jeeze Louise. Haaland, my guy…
Heia Norge!
Taint_Hunter@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
Lol what the fuck
TheBloodMakesUsHuman@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
It’s utterly surreal watching Haaland play and score at my local Cypriot team’s ground…and what an absolute belter to boot…
ghostrider467@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
What a hit
football-cfc@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
He is definitely winning the Ballon d’or
joachimb@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
Dude's on crack
egenorske@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
Thundercunt
prince_pisspants@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
A-fucking-men. Been saying this for years.
You_Will_Die@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
Actually crazy doing that for Norway.
top1MIBRfan@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
i havent watched it yet but that is the greatest goal i have ever seen in my life
saooth7@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
stronk
jepayotehi@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
Damn this goal is why he's top of the tops. I don't think very many can score from there.
FurrySire@alien.top · 1 pts · 2y
Another tap in. What a boring footballer. \s