NSFW Warning. For the uninitiated: Back in the early internet (2006-2009), there was a video a man posted (somewhere, but it was circulated on 4chan) of himself slowly lowering his ass onto a Mason jar, into his rectum. The glass shattered mid way through, and blood streamed out of his asshole. It was horrific, and memorable. Kind of like 9/11 part two.... Never forget.
I want to just touch on what made it memorable for me. This insane beast of a man quietly started removing glass from his asshole. He was stoic and focused. I have no clue how you react to something like that rationally, but homie pulled it off.
"One man one jar", I think, was the given video title.
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TheBeef@lemmy.world · 73 pts · 2y
NSFW Warning. For the uninitiated: Back in the early internet (2006-2009), there was a video a man posted (somewhere, but it was circulated on 4chan) of himself slowly lowering his ass onto a Mason jar, into his rectum. The glass shattered mid way through, and blood streamed out of his asshole. It was horrific, and memorable. Kind of like 9/11 part two.... Never forget.
Grippler@feddit.dk · 22 pts · 2y
can@sh.itjust.works · 17 pts · 2y
That shit always cracks me up
the internet did not begin when you first started paying attention to it
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
True, although in my case, I've been paying attention to it since 1989. So I at least can say I was there when the web began.
can@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y
You're the exception. The fact you know the distinction between the internet and the web proves that.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
I know I am. I started on the Internet playing MUDs over Telnet, chatting on IRC and posting on Usenet.
My "640k is good enough for anybody" quote in 1993: "This web thing is pretty cool, but it will never replace Gopher."
PsychedSy@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 2y
I want to just touch on what made it memorable for me. This insane beast of a man quietly started removing glass from his asshole. He was stoic and focused. I have no clue how you react to something like that rationally, but homie pulled it off.
"One man one jar", I think, was the given video title.
EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works · 17 pts · 2y
He had to be quiet. In a later interview he stated that his wive and kid were in the other room
jaybone@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Isn’t that like a “go to the hospital” kind of thing? Not like a “take the glass out yourself” kind of thing?
XTornado@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 2y
Interview!?!?
Confused_Emus@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
For your reading pleasure.
PsychedSy@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y
That man is my fucking hero. I would have been on the floor rolling in blood crying like a bitch.
TonyToniToneOfficial@lemmy.ml · 16 pts · 2y
Oh, I thought this was about the cum jar
RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de · 7 pts · 2y
Kecessa@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y
Wasn't it an olive jar?
user224@lemmy.sdf.org · 11 pts · 2y
Dunno, it doesn't have a label.
EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 2y
Looks like a Mt. Olive pickle jar…
Kecessa@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y
Oh lord, the memories
ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Lest we fur get
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 2y
Pixar's newest query: What if jars had feelings?
Decoy321@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
Fuckin way she goes, Bubz.
ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
PATRICK FUKIN SWAYZEE
HootinNHollerin@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y
A_cook_not_a_chef@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 2y
pop noise
the_Coffin_Seller@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y
I haven't watched this video in more than twenty years and I can hear your comment.
I hate you.
^I don't hate you actually
nyoooom@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
I've never watched it and I can almost hear it
And no I will never watch it
xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink · 16 pts · 2y
ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
ONE MAN ONE JAR RAMMMMM RANNCH
hOrni@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
I'm hoping for a My Little Pony crossover.
ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Oh no god no why no why why must this happen oh god no
KISSmyOS@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
cryptosporidium140@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
IverCoder@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 2y
The Man-jar-o Linux distribution...
RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Apparently I need to ask what this one is as well. And after the last jar related one, I'm not sure I want the answer.
BeMoreCareful@lemdro.id · 4 pts · 2y
Trust your gut
RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
i just saw the answer.
Amiss3209@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 2y
i can only think about jarate, but from the comments, it's worse
RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
NOT. THE CUP.
user224@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 2y
Hmm, what other jar-related video was that bad?
Or did you mean a cup?
deathmetal27@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Jarate
narwhalperson@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 2y
I can appreciate a good tf2 reference
Benchamoneh@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
But will the jar be half full or half empty?
dalekcaan@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y
Luffy noooo!
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
The first 20 minutes of Jar really hit me hard. Especially when they filled it with pickles. I was tearing up.
Taleya@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 2y
Pee jar?
MMNT@lemmy.ml · 35 pts · 2y
Oh you sweet summer child.
Taleya@aussie.zone · 9 pts · 2y
Oh. Oh nooooo
ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y
It says Disney PISAR on it after all
beckerist@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 2y
FtsA2
Taleya@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 2y
ASAZ
beckerist@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Taleya@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 2y
I believe that's the noise you make as it breaks
Gork@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y
The pee would have to go straight down since the jar is directly between the feet.
Hylactor@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 2y
I shit you not, when I watched that video I was eating a fucking bowl of Spaghetti-Os.
Chocrates@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Do people still get this reference?
5ibelius9insterberg@feddit.de · 3 pts · 2y
NO!
boo_@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 2y
ratondev@mastodon.social · 2 pts · 2y
@hypertown wtf pixar is doing?
hypertown@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
Their worst.
ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Would
Classy@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y
Those lizards can get it
Asudox@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Is this a reference to TF2 sniper pissing in his jarate?
Luminocta@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 2y
It's a reference to 1 guy 1 jar.
A shock video of a man inserting an empty glass jar in his rear end, the glass doesn't hold up.
Asudox@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
great.
NickwithaC@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 2y
Yes.