Match Thread: Colombia vs Uruguay | World Cup Qualifying - CONMEBOL

Ay, Luchin, no.

Okay

Uy que pase

Mierda

Diaz is not the main man of this team. He may play for the biggest team but far from proving he is our best player. These qualifiers have shown that.

These uruguay shirts are a disgrace for a team creating so much talent and stars looks like a regular white dish towel

could’ve been offside or a foul by the attacker?

Piece of shit AUF not letting us watch this in the states from their website anymore

Yo soy tan anti-James como cualquiera, pero que golazo. Como en 2014 ;)

He's been awful today. Tripping on himself and losing the ball almost every other possession

Colombia win or Valverde masterclass

No puedo perder de verdad...

Nada como empezar el partido con tarjeta para nuestro arquero jaja

Vargas taking after Ospina in getting injured after every save

Vargas very clutch so far

Salí para tuiter

Futsal legend Richard Ríos.

Olivera-gimenez-araujo-nandez is no joke the best defensive line in south america

Colombia GK

Lucho although missing chances has created as well. Uribe played well. Arias es carro loco pero desborda. It’s not just James.

De qué se queja el golero entonces lmao

Colombia doesnt deserve to qualify. What fucking bottlers.

Ah, revivió Higuita. (QUE ESTAS HACIENDO CAMILO)

Ah they don't make a break in their leagues? What about Muslera though

In times like these, I really miss Luisito

De Arrascaeta is doing some sexy passing, hope that's enough for Bielsa ball to break into the starting XI.

who is playing right back on uruguay, because they are fucking up

Smash and Grab

The GOAT

O my fucking god, these shots

I feel lile after 2021, Lucho Diaz hasn’t been as good as he was in the last Copa America.

Fuck sake de la cruz is so ass we should be winning this

Brazil and Argentina coming up, not looking good. 4 losses in a row ended Tabarez.

Que zurdazo, still the most class player on the pitch sorry Lucho and Fede

Oh awesome, thanks alot

Vargas learned that one from Ospina.

I thought Bielsa to Uruguay would be a decent combo but uh its been a bit all over the place

LOL did 3 Colombia players signal for hand for their own player? Instincts..

That goal made me very happy. Good process boys.

Thanks for the info. I’d say that would be a penalty if it was reversed though. Crazy.

Shitting thy pants.

Cagandome encima. VAMO URUGUAY CARAJO

que sigas llorando

Handball goal and playing 2 minutes of an added 5 when it should have been 7+ lmfao. Still though, draw at baranquilla is a huge result and colombia is looking a lot better than last qualifiers

Uruguay had like 5v1 lol. I was convinced that was a goal

Our legs are gone

CONMEBOL Refs hate Uruguay these qualifiers

Last man, denial of a goalscoring opportunity

Wait, does RCN do live ads? Did they just made up a promotion mentioning James and the timestamp when he scored the goal?

Perfect penalty

That was such a shit ball by Carrascal. Under no pressure whatsoever.

Lmao as a neutral this is fun to watch.

Any offensive handball should be enough to nullify any goal. Bullshit.

Please don’t get injured

Why are there political campaign ads at RCN haha?

no se que vi, pido perdon

AY JUEPUTA

draw it is then

Metan una maldita sea!

I've cursed too much at the tv, can't remember what made.me said that

Time for some good old time wasting

;D

Araujo did a great block on Diaz, but yes not much after that

If we could keep the ball out of Valverdes feet near the box it’d be great. Everytime he starts winding up for a shot my blood pressure sky rockets.

He correctly got a yellow for a clumsy barge on Nuñez. Why would that be a red?

No entiendo porqué no dejó que se jugara el tiro de esquina

Yeah nobody can run for more than 15 mins without being gassed

Uruguay just gave up on the game

Se le desactivo la gravedad al jugador que paso? Como fue que la pelota se levanto tanto en tan poco tiempo y sin el jugador pegandole super fuerte.

Mele es el arquero del Junior, equipo del estadio donde están jugando, imagino que puede ser por eso

Valverde letting old man James outplay him makes me a bit sad as a Madridista

Literally 😭😭

That last pass .... 😔🫠

We are so ass away from home.

lucho diaz is a god

False 9 James in 2023…

Pero cambia algo pelado hijo de puta

Araujo damn..

It didn't really look all that close but yeah

What no Mina does to this team 😐

Araujooooo miss

ok so im not the only one, geezus that is a red no doubt, good to know.

Already forgot your epic battle against Peruvian shamans?

Where the hell are the uruguayan CBs and RB??? Why is Diaz always alone lol

Pero

lo dejaron solo

Lucho hanging around Nuñez too much

Jamás dude de ti, restaurantero hp!

Ay Mateus

Hmmm didnt james score against chile in santiago AFTER 2014? Forget the year. Thanks for the fake stat.

Injured, but we really should move on from him.

Does it count as a James assist?

Brian Rodríguez y Pellistri no pueden ser titulares en ningún equipo del planeta

Mentase su gol de mano en el culo vamooooooooooos

I love James so much. I’m happy with he’s happy, regardless of how much talent he has wasted in his career.

Fair play to James tbh, didn't think he still had performances like today in him.

My god Bielsa must be fuming right now

Haven’t been able to watch. How has Colombia looked?

Lol ref only added 5 minutes.

Give the fans 15 min worth of chaos, you coward!

The type of game where you really see araujo is a generational talent. What a fucking tackle

Where is El Gordo Cardona when you need him?

colombia are losing this shit, missing 3 clear chances like those...

"Se lo comió no puede ser! Y hablando de comer, que tal unas lentejitas?"

Colombian commercials still undefeated

Any chance to Arrascaeta play in 2nd half?

Imagine if we played like this every time. My god.

As long he doesn't meet barrios he is probably the danger in the field tbh

Colombia playing well so far…

Todo parte del plan (?

Jueputa vida era para meterles 4 cuando podíamos

Every time I see Brian Rodriguez with the #10 I fucking die inside. By the way if he takes Darwin off at half time for another random player I might dropkick the TV.

Our defence has been violated for the 2nd game in a row (Chile was a walkover so that doesn't say much)

The goalkeeper should have asked to leave since he was having discomfort for a long time.

I really like how in South America they show VAR checking goals and fouls live.

o los uruguayos estan super dormidos o los colombianos juegan de puta madre

Anyone has an AA on the second goal?

Ok fair enough lol

Dude what just happened, why didnt the player from Uruguay just keep running, its not like the defender would have gotten to him before he could shoot or pass

Two underwhelming teams so far. Colombia's ahead because of James' brilliance, but aside from that not much from the team. Uruguay could've scored twice already but missed two big chances

James y 10 mas. We're back in 2014-2018 times. Can no one else shoot well? Jesus christ

We are so bad lol

Colombia is playing good right now, but if they don't finish this things could go bad.

#GRACIAS DIOS JAMES NUNCA DUDE DE TU ESOS TUITS DICIENDOTE MUERTO ERAN PARA QUE SACARAS TU MEJOR VERSION

Este arquero que esta haciendo tio?

oh, i understand you saying Bolivia, Chile and Peru but surprised you said Paraguay considering how they only have 1 point sure but they were unlucky to get a win from Peru and against Venezuela they only lost due to a penalty so im surprised you be saying they poor in quality.

In what universe is that a handball?

Yup 1-1 otw to Rusia

Eh. I remember when Ecuador tried to cook us at the Atahualpa at noon. You learn to play the rulebook as much as possible.

Granted, they aren't enough to mask talent (or lack of...right, Bolivia?)

A few poor finishes where they preferred power over placement. You guys are still on top so far.

GOOOOOOOOOOL, CONCHUDO!

Incredibly deserved

que bien saben las lagrimas de uruguayo ardido

James has elite hair line bro

Nández por De Arrascaeta, ya está, nos comemos 5

Colombia watering just the side of the pitch uruguay is going to attack the second half lmfao

That should have been a red.

Hmmmmm.

We're not playing as awful as i thought we would play. Not great but not god awful. We just need better midfielders

If that was given as a penalty, I'd feel really hard done by. The ball flies in and the arm is down. It isn't an offense.

Jfc

viven en un country.... andan en los mejores coches...

Enorme James!!! Que lindo verte jugar así.

fuck these posts

This is one of those games that if we don’t score another one we will regret

James y diez mas, it's 2018 WCQ all over again in the year of our lord 2023.

Lucho is supposed to be the man on this team now, not James....

He's not helping himself

Borre is literally the 9.

Estoy en el hospital agonizando, ojala meta gol Davinson xD

James what was that pass....

Bo, por qué no ataja Rochet?

By law every party that made the voting threshold gets x amount of tv time on both RCN and Caracol

Top…

Colombia deserve to win this game but will somehow find a way to blow it

Can you explain it? I’m still confused why it wasn’t considered a handball

Great pass from Fede tbf

Mano de 🦅

wtf just happened

Cuatro cuatro puto 2

lol goals from james and uribe, the two more criticized

FALSE 9 JAMES IN 2023 DIDNT DOUBT IT FOR A SECOND VAMOS PAPA

Who will be the keeper?

For the last Copa America they also posted the VAR reviews on YouTube, which was pretty cool.

red card..

Vuelve, Arias, Vuelve Fabra, Vuelve Cuesta, vuelve Barrios, Vuelve James

Me ilusiono o me preocupo?

Al parecer no se repetirá el 6-1 en Quito, este equipo colombiano da miedo

3:30 pm right?

And let's be honest, it's not like that kind of climate doesn't exist elsewhere in South America. Maybe not Uruguay, but Brazil, Ecuador, Venezuela are no strangers to this.

Didn't touch him

I wanna see them vs Diniz ball

Should've been 82 hours of extra time since Colombians spent more time on the ground than playing but whatever, I'll take a point away from home and playing like ass TYVM

Why doesn't Colombia play in Bogotá anymore?

Those Uruguay shirts are interesting

Bielsa has favored younger players which is fair enough.

I'd have taken at least one of Suarez/Cavani

I went through Uruguay's team and noticed an absence of the "old fuckers" how I'd like to call them. Are Cavani, Luis Suárez, Martín Caceres, Muslera retired?

I want to see goals this time, Colombia.

Luis Diaz had that Copa America and he stoped trying.....

James will always be clear

De la cruz just broke a windshield outside of the stadium

Great, but couldn't finish their chances.

So it was a tie right now but could be 4, 5 goals.

De La Cruz que fue eso?

Ya retirate por favor james que siempre nos metes golazos 😭

penal?

Mimimimi lagrimas mimimimi

dude do you not get tired of saying the worst takes imaginable every single comment

Todo allá vale un salario mínimo.

Pero que acaba de hacer Uruguay

James turning the clock back to 2014-2019..

Thats a straight red wtf that would snap his leg if it connected

Con todo y lo que ha botado en su carrera lo peor que ha hecho es ese restaurante en Bogotá 😂. Malísimo.

Oh shit i forgot 2015

Something something class permanent

Obviously I’m a bit biased but it wasn’t a natural position against his body. Either way nothing to do now. The point is that regardless, it would still be allowed to go uncalled so it doesn’t matter now

Cuadrado?

Uribe is worthless, Vargas saved our asses and, James is still class

They kept him to waste time. Karma.

uruguayo menos subnormal:

Good God we are never getting rid of James lol! What a love hate relationship we have with him

Jesus what did James try to do there, i get trying to get the ball but god! He almost wiped him out entirely!

So two reds already not given.

Sigue sin sacar a Brian ajajajaja

well, it was a fun match at least

That looked so bad from James.

Wow…i knew it. That third goal man

Why do you hate VAR so much?

Hpta pongan a un man encima de Valverde que no se quite de el

Lucky save from Uruguay keeper

Vargas is a big Naruto fan.

Is Cuadrado not good enough anymore or is he just injured?

We're talking about a clean match. Fighting against the supernatural is too hard.

Incredible goal to concede. We all kmew we'll lament those missed chances. Hard to not be pissed at Diaz rn.

no mucho

Uruguay should lose for that hideous shirt alone.

James si

What a fucking robbery

Luchooo..that was a big one to seal the game

Jhon Arias is sooo bad man

Luis suarez from almeria? Lol I dont expect him to ever make the bench let alone score goals for us one day.

Vaya pase, cambia el partido completamente

I doubt it will be as good as the one that just expired. They reached the WC semi finals and that not by accident. I think the same way about Belgium btw. They also reached the WC semi finals. People forget how good their team at its best was, in more than half of the spots in the starting XI they had players who were genuinely world class. They have good young players coming up now, sure, but I doubt they will be good enough to go so far in a WC.

Vamos!!!!! Lucho putting in work and us bouncing back from a quick tie.

How is Nunez looking

Asistencia con la mano, solo se vale contra Uruguay

Handball aside, damn Lucho is a stud. León guajiro.

Classic refball, they'll get suspended after the game and nothing will happen. AGAIN

Gotta give it to James, good shot considering the ball was kinda in mid air

Cualquier partido de Colombia termina así.

Couple brutal misses from really good play and obviously small mistakes against a great team

What a clusterfuck of a game lol. It’d be entertaining if I was a neutral.

Extraño los jingles de Aguila cada 15 minutos

What a pass from James, Lucho has to do better there.

That shot from Diaz 🤔🤔

Incoming 18 seconds of extra time (not like we even deserve a draw)

No way they allowed that goal, lol

What is Lorenzo cooking

Uruguay playing with fire leaving so many 1 v 1 with Lucho

Merentiel > Nuñez

I genuinely am not an especially patriotic person but CONMEBOL WCQ do something to me that I can’t quite describe.

VAMOOOOOOS HP DE MIERDA VIVA COLOMBIA 🇨🇴 MI SELE

Jfc

Almost made it 3-2 aswell !

nooo

James MVP tho

era el empate

uruguay literally missed more in the first half

Luis Díaz - Ronald Araújo - Manuel Ugarte - Darwin Núñez - Facundo Pellistri - Federico Valverde all on the pitch.

Yet it is James Rodríguez who is cooking

Bielsa needs to change something in that defence because I will grow gray hairs at 19

He’s a different class, seriously

We'll draw our way to the world cup it seems.

this seems like a pretty fair result to me

what a weird fucking game

Stupid rule for handball leading to a goal, correct decision but unlucky for Uruguay.

Con razón que le dicen Lucho, que guerrero tan increíble para empezar esa jugada

So many missed chances, we should be winning comfortably

Very entertaining game so far

###Lucho Lucho Lucho

I get he’s wasted a lot in his career and he seems slow many times but there’s no one that gets close to him in terms of attacking intention and decisiveness. I don’t get why people keep trying to bench him.

VAMOSSS

There you go you moronic haters. Jrod always performs goal or not but theres a goal for you

We’re going to regret not scoring a third.

Gooool lpmqlrp

handball?

What are these var angles

Estoy viendo a un zombie jugar en el metropolitano

Uruguay defenders block/defend/deflect a shot challenge (IMPOSSIBLE) (EVERY SHOT WILL GO IN)

wtf is going on this game suddenly lmao

Always knew we didn't have it in us to succeed. Smh

He really gave 5 minutes, actual robbery

Uruguay está haciendo la misma de nosotros de pasarlo de vuelta cuando podía patear directo, eso es solidaridad 👍😀

Bielsa still probably thinks he's managing Leeds or something

Schizophrenic game

Colombia growing into the second half. Always found it funny, the better we play, the less dirty of a team we are. Score line looking justifiable now.

Handball goal was bullshit but Colombia is clearly better.

El Codo de la fe

De La Cruyff is not De La Cruyffing rn

Ay mamá

James no

7/10 teams qualify and Bolivia - Chile - Paraguay - Peru are poor in quality

What channel is showing this game?

Match is getting entertaining

VAR was never always my friend.

Jueputa al fin puede meter ese gol

Uruguay wearing white and not blue bothers me

ngl this game is going to be very fun and fast because neither team (specially Colombia) benefits from a draw due to the two leading teams having 6 points so like, even if early on the qualification matches, Colombia probs want to be first and Uruguay want to bounce back from the loss to Ecuador so yeah, this is going to be a match to see.

That's a bit of a stretch. There's 7 berths and we're definitely better than Venezuela, Bolivia and Paraguay

Good to have Santi back

contundente

Y no es nada bueno, sinceramente. Te hacen medio show y todo pero cocino mejor comida en mi Airfryer

We're still alive! I didn't expect that.

Fuck I missed it where are the replays psgacademy

Que es esto, Brasil vs Uruguay? Dejen de hacer tiempo colombianos.

I know this is going to sound odd but like, i feel as if Colombia should try a press type tactic around the midfield so to ensure that if Uruguay tries a counterattack the forwards end up in offside thus nullifying their probably biggest goal chance tactic as far as this match shows. Plus, if the ball is recovered then it would be easier for Colombia to use the press to send the midfield forward enough to throw an assist. That´s honestly how i feel Colombia could both keep their lead and score a goal even

What the actual fuck is going on right now

I wasn't expecting anything when it started, but to end it like this... so disappointed. Such a let down.

No Rochet, no bueno

People trashing James in the match thread. Here you fucking go. This is James. No touches with no service, but when he does get it, it's done.

That cut to bielsa after ugarte didn’t pass the ball LMFAO

We’re just passing it back and forth between teams in dangerous areas lol

2014 Flashbacks!!

top 3 defenders in the world

Typical de la cruz playing good one game and ass for the next 2 years

Disastrous refereeing with both uses of var

They did it!

Pass to DARWIN

This match deserved +10 minutes by the new standards. Stupid ref.

Because time was up lmao.

Araujo plz no injury.

Impresionante en su época, siempre me daban ganas de bajarme una (u ocho) cervezas. Ahora lo que domina el vicio del juego y las apuestas en lugar del trago jaja

Red card? And penalty? Oohoho

GOOOL