I covet these. 😍
Probably couldn't walk in them now with the state of my joints, but back in the day I would have rocked these (remove the random cherry and they're even better).
E: the more I think about it the more I want these, to wear when I use my wheelchair, to hide under a blanket and flash at anyone who gives me a hard time. Still don't think my joints could take those angles even in a seated position, but I would absolutely love to see the looks on peoples' faces 😂
Okay now I am just imagining you in a wheel chair at the old folks home for goth strippers scaring the church youth groups who come to volunteer there.
14 Comments
undercrust@lemmy.ca · 36 pts · 2y
Please tell me this is also actually a cake
Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
It is actually a cake.
technologicalcaveman@kbin.social · 17 pts · 2y
I showed these to my girlfriend and she gasped then said, "I love them!"
DessertStorms@kbin.social · 11 pts · 2y
I covet these. 😍
Probably couldn't walk in them now with the state of my joints, but back in the day I would have rocked these (remove the random cherry and they're even better).
E: the more I think about it the more I want these, to wear when I use my wheelchair, to hide under a blanket and flash at anyone who gives me a hard time. Still don't think my joints could take those angles even in a seated position, but I would absolutely love to see the looks on peoples' faces 😂
Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
Okay now I am just imagining you in a wheel chair at the old folks home for goth strippers scaring the church youth groups who come to volunteer there.
Please tell me this is actually true.
DessertStorms@kbin.social · 9 pts · 2y
Lol, no, not quite.. For starters, I'm several decades away from qualifying for an old folks home.. 😂😂
But I can't lie, if that's how I end up, I wouldn't be too disappointed lmfao 🤣
CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social · 9 pts · 2y
Looks unpleasant to wear, but as a strange decoration I think it looks kinda neat.
Blastasaurus@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y
I'm not really into goth/metal/etc fashion, but I think this actually looks pretty awesome.
I wonder if the mouth is taxidermied or something like an epoxy.
Bel_Shamharoth@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
More like Nana's dentures, a hot glue gun, a pair of pliers, and a roadkill coyote.
kamenlady@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Glorious. It even has a cherry on top.
spittingimage@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Why do tall shoes not spread out wide at the base, for added stability?
Treczoks@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Don't interrupt female fashion by asking for logical explanations.
Blamemeta@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
If you can actually walk in that, thats pretty impressive
OurTragicUniverse@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y
The massive platform actually provides a lot of stability, making shoes like this easier to walk in than heels of any height without a platform.