This wallpaper is fascinating

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29 Comments

pimento64@sopuli.xyz · 70 pts · 2y (1 reply)

"Son, why did you manually set your Windows Vista wallpaper to Bliss? I told you to stay on Service Pack 3, it's too late to go back now".

asexualchangeling@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 2y
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RojoSanIchiban@lemmy.world · 51 pts · 2y (12 replies)

When I was 12 the boobs weren't done downloading over the 9600 baud modem yet anyway.

Rhaedas@kbin.social · 27 pts · 2y (11 replies)

9600? Luxury.

I started with 300 baud, where you could read faster than the letters would show up. And we liked it that way! (not really lol)

TalesFromTheKitchen@lemmy.ml · 16 pts · 2y

Oh yeah, tough guy? I wrote telex over an unstable 75 baud uhf-SATCOM link running on a fleetsat from the 70's. Pretty crappy and I didn't like it, since I had to usually send it several times ;-)

surewhynotlem@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

You guys are spoiled. My modem was so slow that, when I wanted to see boobs I had to grow my own.

rhacer@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y (4 replies)

I wrote my first code at the end of a 300baud accoustic coupled modem. I don't know if the "not really" was modifying the "liked it that way" or the entire post.

ivanafterall@kbin.social · 7 pts · 2y (3 replies)

I've never even used a computer.

567PrimeMover@kbin.social · 8 pts · 2y (2 replies)

This person mailing their comments to someone who posts them on kbin for them

eezeebee@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

this message transcribed from smoke signal

ivanafterall@kbin.social · 2 pts · 2y

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whynotzoidberg@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (2 replies)

300 baud? Psh, my dick is way bigger.

Wait, sorry, forgot if we were discussing or swinging it around.

567PrimeMover@kbin.social · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

yo dick run at 300 baud

my dick a fiber optic rod

whynotzoidberg@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Dude you gotta let your fiber go

BPS is the best in the business

PS I got a dick like Jesus

umbraroze@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y

I once managed to borrow a 300 bps modem for my Commodore 64, and showed some of the local online services to my friend who owned the modem. (It was actually super fancy because I managed to use a terminal program that showed 80 mildly blurry characters per line.) By that time our family had a PC with a 2400 bps modem.

Maultasche@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y (5 replies)

Why is that Windows 7 with the XP wallpaper?

Psythik@lemm.ee · 14 pts · 2y

Because Bliss is the best wallpaper. I use a 4K version in Windows 11.

bob_wiley@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
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The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website · 4 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Is that 7 or Vista?

siberianlaika@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y
  1. Vista still had the old-fashioned tasbar without dock-like behaviour.
Maultasche@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

I'm not sure if the widget on the right is a Vista or 7 widget. Both systems look very similar.

baggins@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 2y

Left hand: 🪟 + D

Right hand: putting my dick away

DreamySweet@lemmy.sdf.org · 12 pts · 2y

Should have opened solitaire, it would be easier to explain away.

GreenMario@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 2y (2 replies)

"Game crashed just now".

"I was about to get up and go [do something else]"

rhacer@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y

And then you must remain seated for some period of time

vsh@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y
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rhacer@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Virtual desktops solve the empty desktop problem.

Kbin_space_program@kbin.social · 10 pts · 2y (1 reply)

They also solve the Bethesda-Game-Crash-To-Desktop problem too.
Alt-Tab, then Ctrl-Tab, open a new desktop, open task manager.

atocci@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y

Wow, how have I never thought to try this before. It will sadly be very useful I'm sure

Draegur@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y

[Windows] + [M]

BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

I know that's 7, but it really makes me want to bust out my XP rig.

nothendev@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 2y

Win-1 on hyprland, no animations so mom thinks i was doing homework ;))))