Should have read that contract that Elmo gave you a little better Bert.

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bradorsomething@ttrpg.network · 28 pts · 2y (1 reply)

La-la-lala

La-la-lala

Elmo’s soul.

marrenia@astraea.pink · 9 pts · 2y

Eldritch blast!

edgemaster72@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Should've learned Fire Bolt then, no soul selling required

terms and conditions may apply, not available in all classes

DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe · 4 pts · 2y

It is if you're of SUPERIOR ELVEN BLOOD

(Or have a feat)

peopleproblems@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y

I mean, sure, being an Eldritch's Bitch for eternity sounds bad, until you yeet an automaton out the window of a 5 story tower because you wanted to do some damage at a distance and somehow missed that there was a huge open window behind it and didn't really think that it was light enough for that to occur anyway.

dragonshouter@ttrpg.network · 5 pts · 2y

Pact of the Muppet!!!!!