fyi, the Parthenon was specifically designed so it didn't have any straight lines, even when it seemed. It's part of its perfection as an architectural masterpiece and one of the seven wonders of the ancient world.
Yes, there was a reason that they went to war for Hellen of Troy. The reason were tons over tons of contracts, promises and agreements, that literally forced the whole mainland Greece to help Hellen's husband return her from Troy.
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adam_y@lemmy.world · 52 pts · 2y
Good grief this is some boomer level meme. That joke's as old as the Parthenon.
casmael@lemm.ee · 15 pts · 2y
‘Bout as straight as the Parthenon too
MrSilkworm@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
fyi, the Parthenon was specifically designed so it didn't have any straight lines, even when it seemed. It's part of its perfection as an architectural masterpiece and one of the seven wonders of the ancient world.
https://en.citaliarestauro.com/parthenon-greece-architecture/
SheDiceToday@eslemmy.es · 3 pts · 2y
I think you flipped the order of the wording/url, or the exclamation mark is causing issues.
MrSilkworm@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
casmael@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
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stochasticity@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 2y
There's no chance the Greeks were the first to have threesomes.
Mercival@lemm.ee · 17 pts · 2y
Just because you can, doesn't mean you should...
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 2y
Yeah, I certainly don't want women in my threesomes
Melonenbaum@discuss.tchncs.de · 12 pts · 2y
Yes, there was a reason that they went to war for Hellen of Troy. The reason were tons over tons of contracts, promises and agreements, that literally forced the whole mainland Greece to help Hellen's husband return her from Troy.
db2@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 2y
One of the terms for anal sex is "Greek" though..
GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y
thatsthejoke.webp
db2@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 2y
Oh it's one of those. Carry on.
kromem@lemmy.world · -2 pts · 2y
I mean, she also looked like this.