guess I'll die

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15 Comments

ProfessorChaos@sh.itjust.works · 26 pts · 3y

Hello, is this 999?

No, this is 3.

_n9@lemmy.ml · 17 pts · 3y (2 replies)

It uses addition to dial. just press button three 333 times and you'll be fine!

levochemist@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Just make the 2 an exponent, in order to be saved you need to do basic math.

Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 3y

A phone but it only dials via math equations

mershed_perderders@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 3y

please do not have an emergency at this location

carrot@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Sorry to be a party pooper but it might be on the inside of the phone

seriousslayerguy@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 3y

Alright fellas, we got a wise guy here I see.

TWeaK@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 3y

It isn't lol these are dedicated phones that go to specific numbers. The 1, 2 and 3 are not dialtone numbers, they're preprogrammed full numbers.

TerraRoot@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 3y

112 will work as well afaik, it's a UK phone.

xeronine@lemmy.biz · 5 pts · 3y

It’s easy, simple press 3 nine times!

CookieJarObserver@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 3y
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introvrt2themax@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 3y

I feel like something could be missing from this phone…hmmmm.

yancy@lemmy.fmhy.ml · 2 pts · 3y

Sooo, 9-3s?

iwasthefirsttoarrive@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 3y

hello operator?

Tomassci@kbin.social · 1 pts · 3y

Expecting a "Use your own phone, doofard" sticker soon

damnYouSun@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 3y

Order number 31, to your collection point please.