For best security please change your child's name every three months, and list them in legal documents only by a salted hash linked to a separate field of your family's uuid.

PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Won't someone think of the children!

milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y

I would, but I can't remember their names any more

Discover5164@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

xV0FJWgo0K%MBnS3&N4c come here or else!

ShortFuse@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Were you talking to me?

Anticorp@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 2y

I have a friend who used to say he would name his child an unpronounceable series of consonants.

"Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you Mmmmfffppppttthhh"

Techmaster@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y

Your child's name: weak

m1212e@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Naming your child after your creditcard number. What would be the name of yours?

PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 2y

Everyone pls dm me this info

sagrotan@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Clean your room already, 36$#!htxjOfRTUm&793yPI$421

atrielienz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Krzockt197

25 digits of gibberish, **but** it's a unique name!

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25 digits of gibberish, but it's a unique name!