Alt: a picture of a running skeleton
Text: Just Stop Serving Requests - you can close the socket!!! slowloris, denial of service, ulimit exaustion, slashdot, hacker news, corey quinn, hot dogs. If it sucks... hit da bricks!! Real winners quit - dasharez0ne

8 Comments
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 14 pts · 2y
closes port 80
Lemongrab@lemmy.one · 4 pts · 2y
closes port 53
RacoonVegetable@reddthat.com · 1 pts · 2y
closes port 8096
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 7 pts · 2y
HTTP ERR 420: bad vibes, get fucked
half_built_pyramids@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Alexa google Metallica
swab148@startrek.website · 5 pts · 2y
Alexa: plays Nickelback
ShittyKopper@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 2y
da unshare z0ne
RacoonVegetable@reddthat.com · 1 pts · 2y
Me when a witch turns me into a Cisco UCS C220 M7 Rack Server