35 million hot dogs rule

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Text: Just Stop Serving Requests - you can close the socket!!! slowloris, denial of service, ulimit exaustion, slashdot, hacker news, corey quinn, hot dogs. If it sucks... hit da bricks!! Real winners quit - dasharez0ne

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Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 14 pts · 2y (2 replies)

closes port 80

Lemongrab@lemmy.one · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

closes port 53

RacoonVegetable@reddthat.com · 1 pts · 2y

closes port 8096

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 7 pts · 2y

HTTP ERR 420: bad vibes, get fucked

half_built_pyramids@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Alexa google Metallica

swab148@startrek.website · 5 pts · 2y

Alexa: plays Nickelback

ShittyKopper@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 2y

da unshare z0ne

RacoonVegetable@reddthat.com · 1 pts · 2y

Me when a witch turns me into a Cisco UCS C220 M7 Rack Server