Why did the Dalmatian go to the optometrist?

She was seeing spots.

71 points · 8 comments · view on lemmy.world

8 Comments

Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de · 12 pts · 2y (1 reply)

How long has she been seeing spots? Is it serious?

No, they've only been dating for a few weeks.

SuckMyWang@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

This is hilarious

SuckMyWang@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y (5 replies)

I don’t see the humour in this. It sounds like the dog had serious medical condition and it doesn’t seem appropriate to laugh at her expense.

xigoi@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 2y

Looks like you didn't… spot the joke.

surewhynotlem@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Lemmy apparently doesn't appreciate anti-jokes

SuckMyWang@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

It can be a hard in the land without an /s. But seriously why was it seeing spots? I understand Dalmatians are covered in spots but this should in no way effect the animals vision. Perhaps if it was looking in a mirror or constantly turning its head to look at its body but that should be deductible. And lastly, how the hell do you know if your dog is seeing spots? I can’t understand how a dog could possibly communicate this to its owner.

In closing this joke is stupid, lame and frustrating. 4 stars.

NOSin@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

You lost your sense of humour, you should try and look for it, for your sake.

BarelyOriginal@feddit.nl · 1 pts · 2y

I dunno, that comment was pretty funny. Maybe you got wooshed