carrot rule

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22 Comments

kubica@kbin.social · 48 pts · 2y

Good thing there is a drawing for when you give up reading.

PeWu@lemmy.ml · 36 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Why many words when few words do trick

general_kitten@sopuli.xyz · 15 pts · 2y

few word no trick now

Noodle07@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Few words do trick if few words right words

not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Am I having a stroke?

CarlsIII@kbin.social · 15 pts · 2y

Should eat carrot good, stop brain bad

BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee · 19 pts · 2y

Man I hate it when the carrot

Johanno@feddit.de · 17 pts · 2y (5 replies)

So shaved dick is bigger?

ivanafterall@kbin.social · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I think this is one of those "you vs. the guy she told you not to worry about" memes.

joyjoy@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y

You're too small, but the other guy is too big. You'll be fine.

BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 2y

*Trimmed carrots look bigger

oldGregg@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y

Always has been

Chais@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y

Seems bigger.

TryingToEscapeTarkov@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y (3 replies)

The amount of people that need psychological medication posting things is a lot now. Maybe reddit turning to shit was a good thing and I should just quit all of these social networks for my mental health.

pancakes@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 2y

Maybe should quit you when the has need post thing social lot bad bad all them.

saigot@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 2y

I think it's more that crazy people post more on social media more than social media causes crazy.

That said this is clearly a joke and quite funny to me. But otoh here I am posting ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 2y

If you don't like the content on this community, feel free to block it

nick@midwest.social · 11 pts · 2y

Rly makes u think

ivanafterall@kbin.social · 8 pts · 2y

Does small leaf carrot really big size carrot?

Assman@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 2y

OP talks like the trolls in the Witcher

chickenpotpi@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 2y

but happens when carrot big size big leaf is big and carrot leaf small not big small carrot? hmmm 🤔

Noodle07@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Grower gang piss on your shower trick