Cancun...SURPRISE! NSFW

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nudermeisters@lemmynsfw.com · 3 pts · 2y (13 replies)
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scabrous_leper@lemmynsfw.com · 6 pts · 2y (12 replies)

It was uncomfortable inititially...but then...not!

nudermeisters@lemmynsfw.com · 3 pts · 2y (11 replies)
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Biapathy@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 2y (7 replies)

Cheer up pal. You'll meet a nice guy or gal to help you out. If not, just give 'em the old Cancun Surprise!

nudermeisters@lemmynsfw.com · 3 pts · 2y (6 replies)
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Biapathy@lemmynsfw.com · 3 pts · 2y (5 replies)

Sorry if I struck a nerve, I was joking, but it is kind of the theme of the post...

If you want actual advice, I've found that some well executed tongue-play sets the mood and loosens things up quite nicely and maybe have some toys to play with ready as well. The reality is though that if it's a hard line for your partner and they aren't willing to compromise you're in a tough spot.

nudermeisters@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 2y (4 replies)
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Biapathy@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 2y

Referencing your edit: I don't think it's a widely used term tbh and if it is I'm willing to bet it means something far different. I was specifically just using the post title lmao.

Fair enough and sometimes that's just life. I mostly commented that because of your "just the tip" comment because to me that speaks at least to a certain level of willingness but maybe a lack of preparation in the end. For someone who's inexperienced it takes a LOT of warm up, like on the order of hours, to ensure it's a pleasurable experience because in the end you need to be relaxed for it to feel good which can be tough if the sensations are new and you're in pain.

scabrous_leper@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Anal is like threesomes, very overrated

nudermeisters@lemmynsfw.com · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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SEND_BUTTPLUG_PICS@lemmynsfw.com · 3 pts · 2y

Like many men I fantasize about FFM threesomes, but then I after I think about it a bit I realize that I don't think my ego could handle disappointing two women at the same time.

Biapathy@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 2y (8 replies)

You're not fooling me. I know it was no surprise 😏

scabrous_leper@lemmynsfw.com · 5 pts · 2y (7 replies)

No really-My Spanish was NOT sufficiently fluent to know that was what he intended!

nudermeisters@lemmynsfw.com · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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scabrous_leper@lemmynsfw.com · 3 pts · 2y

Haha. something like that, to be sure

Biapathy@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Hahaha a likely story! I'm sure round 2 was also an accident?

scabrous_leper@lemmynsfw.com · 4 pts · 2y (3 replies)

well, that was round two, actually. Then I kicked him out!

nudermeisters@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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scabrous_leper@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 2y

that...I DO know

Biapathy@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 2y

And not even a thank you for the good time cuddle or smoke for the road? I'm aghast at your hospitality missy 😤

bows4dalow@mastodon.social · -1 pts · 2y