Man Didn’t Go To Doctor For Lecture About What Should And Should Not Go In Ass
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7 Comments
Satelllliiiiiiiteeee@kbin.social · 22 pts · 2y
Not to sound like a doctor but if you're going to put something in your butt make sure it has a flared base
Peaty@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 2y
And the flared base is not the side that goes in your ass
sik0fewl@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y
- I don't know what I'd do if someone shoved a paddle-handle up my ass!
- It wasn't the handle! I've been shitting pancakes ever since!
ropegirth@lemmynsfw.com · 6 pts · 2y
Man: Flared base my ass!
Doctor: Yes exactly.
Man: Wait what?
exonac@feddit.de · 2 pts · 2y
I think this is called an analogy.
sik0fewl@kbin.social · 1 pts · 2y
*analology
XTornado@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 2y
"Goddammit, just take it out!"