c/lemmyshitpost · by TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world · 2yBig Brain Energy 885 points · 15 comments · view on lemmy.world
15 Comments
return2ozma@lemmy.world · 84 pts · 2y
Her: "Beth. My name is Beth."
Her to him: "I never give them my real name, it's creepy."
OpenStars@kbin.social · 11 pts · 2y
Surprise twist: substitute Beth for "Karen" sometimes, just for the lolz:-P
TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
XTornado@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 2y
Well... At least then you can call her Beth in a joke tone... better that hey you girl come.
Seasm0ke@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Bass riff
RojoSanIchiban@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 2y
Her: "I'll get us a table, can you order me a large pumpkin spice latte with a shot and double mocha* ? Thanks babe!"
Him: Ffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
*I have no idea if this is a thing, I never go to starbucks
SwiggitySwole@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
They don't like it if you call drinks small/medium/large
PunnyName@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y
But he won't be able to spell it.
BolexForSoup@kbin.social · 16 pts · 2y
It’s Quemijer, with a “Q.”
johnthedoe@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 2y
It’s Kendra with a Qu
Cryophilia@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Batista: "got an order for Ts3ivghé? Ts3ivghé?"
Steve: "Yeah that's probably me"
ratz30@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
Acting must not be working out for Batista
WinterAir@lemmings.world · 3 pts · 2y
Lol
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
ProceduralDeathLab@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y
Delores Mulva?
XTornado@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 2y
As long as he hears it and he doesn't have to take it from whatever the Starbucks guys wrote and understood, as sometimes they don't quite get the name.
phoneymouse@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 2y
LemmyFeed@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Genius!