c/offbeat · by TheWaterGod@lemmy.ca · 2yMan arrested for faking heart attack 20 times at restaurants to avoid paying bill https://www.ktvu.com/news/man-arrested-for-faking-heart-attack-at-over-20-restaurants-to-avoid-paying-bill-reports-sayArchive: https://archive.ph/pe00b 82 points · 11 comments · view on lemmy.world
11 Comments
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 2y
"What is the charge? Enjoying a meal? A succulent Chinese meal? Ah yes, marvellous headlock sir. I can tell you practice your judo."
awwwyissss@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y
And you, sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis?!?
SadTrain@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Dinner AND a handjob? Where do I sign up?
SkepticalButOpenMinded@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 2y
But in my defense your honor… oh, ugh, my… my heart!
Anticorp@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 2y
Whatever you say, Red!
Flying_Hellfish@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
I'm coming Elizabeth
Iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 2y
“Choke” - Chuck Palahniuk
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
That was my first thought lol
givesomefucks@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
"Oh, Briita is in this?"
ApeNo1@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
Chriszz@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 2y
Kind of based ngl
stillwater@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
That's a pretty low bar.