Tbh I’m one of the guys trying to carry as many chairs as I can. That’s because I want stuff to be done as fast as possible. So more chairs per run = less time spent doing chores 🤷♀️
Catholic churches have basements with folding tables and chairs and just as much repressed sexuality being expressed through mediocre feats of strength.
Big chairs... Must have a small one and he's trying to make up for it. That's what I would have thought of I went to church. But I don't. I can now think other things 😜.
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SirBucksworth@lemmy.world · 79 pts · 2y
Tbh I’m one of the guys trying to carry as many chairs as I can. That’s because I want stuff to be done as fast as possible. So more chairs per run = less time spent doing chores 🤷♀️
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 91 pts · 2y
I wanna suck your dick, sir.
DancingIsForbidden@lemmy.world · 61 pts · 2y
DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe · 28 pts · 2y
You whores are going to hell.
Everyone knows oral is sex, that's why Bill Clinton is a liar and deserves crucifixion.
You need to use the poophole loophole.
jaybone@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Wait, oral is sex but anal is not? This is opposite world.
new_guy@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y
That's because the anus is the opposite end of the mouth tube. The math checks out.
vivadanang@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y
the perverse inverse of the obverse sphincter of course
Peaty@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y
Technically all sex outside of marriage is verboten.
DancingIsForbidden@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Restaldt@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y
Ever heard of soaking
Its only sex if you pump more than twice
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Can't not link the relevant Garfunkel and Oates video
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NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social · 48 pts · 2y
“Omg look how many chairs he’s carrying. I’m gonna fuck the bejesus into him later”
KISSmyOS@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 2y
ThePyroPython@feddit.uk · 13 pts · 2y
Just remember the loophole.
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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 6 pts · 2y
Holy Christ
Spaghetti_Hitchens@kbin.social · 20 pts · 2y
Ladies. I am so swole on the lord
digger@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 2y
I've never been able to get more than 4 in each hand of that style and that's hard to manage.
SugarSnack@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y
Go underarm, more biomechanically friendly
moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 2y
If yer willing to sit around and ignore the guy talking at you then free pizza was free pizza
INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 2y
You call this bread?!
moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 2y
no
Gabu@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
POV: you're from the US and enter a Catholic church, only to find they use pews instead of chairs.
Leviathan@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Catholic churches have basements with folding tables and chairs and just as much repressed sexuality being expressed through mediocre feats of strength.
moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 2y
Here, fellowship lunch is usually done in a separate area from the main church area, we still have pews, though we don't put them in gyms.
theangryseal@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Me after AA meeting is over trying to be useful after being called out for not working the 12 steps.
Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 2y
The only hot date I want already knows where I'm sitting.
imgprojts@lemmy.ml · 0 pts · 2y
Big chairs... Must have a small one and he's trying to make up for it. That's what I would have thought of I went to church. But I don't. I can now think other things 😜.
cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 2y
But were you trying to get ladies whilst doing so?