short people rule

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20 Comments

JohnDolt@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 2y (4 replies)

My 5'5 ass: "phew"

somethingsnappy@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y (2 replies)

You think we're going to be measuring?

saltesc@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I'll keep it civil and proper. If they can lick my nips without crouching, we can give 'em a chuck.

somethingsnappy@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

You're either very generous or very tall.

Uncle_Sheo217@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y

You might be safe from throwing, but you said you have an ass. Prepare to be clapped

germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 16 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I need proper units

Bandicoot_Academic@lemmy.one · 16 pts · 2y

Approx. 163 cm

Rambi@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y

I think they're called healthcare units

raubarno@lemmy.ml · 15 pts · 2y

Okay. I declare tomorrow to be International throw imperial units day.

Maddie@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 2y

I'm in trouble!

FullOfBallooons@leminal.space · 10 pts · 2y

If you're gonna throw me, can you at least throw me towards the top shelf so I can finally reach the things up there?

moistclump@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y (4 replies)

This gave me a throw back memory of kick a Ginger day in high school ( which I did not participate in) but the principle went from class to class explaining we should not, in fact, be kicking gingers.

I wonder if Modern principles are going class to class explaining that we shouldn’t be throwing short people.

akariii@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 2y (2 replies)

kick a finger

Obi@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 2y

I was thoroughly confused.

moistclump@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Kick a ginger *

Rambi@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y

Haha I remember having days like that. And suspiciously they seemed to occur on way more than one day per year

GreenMario@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Rambi@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y

Heheh. Literally the perfect meme response

cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 2y

throw short people against a wall and kiss me day

Caesium@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

good thing I will not be going outside