c/monkeyspaw · by late_night@sopuli.xyz · 2yI wish I were more confident. [MIGRATED] Originally posted by @wowitsverycool@lemmy.fmhy.ml. 2 points · 5 comments · view on lemmy.world
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sramder@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Granted. From now on, you will be the tallest person in every room, but you will have to duck to get through most doorways. 
shadowsrayn@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 2y
Granted, but it always comes off as arrogance
runeko@programming.dev · 2 pts · 2y
Granted. You are now totally confident ... and totally incompetent. Enjoy your new career as a consultant or politician.
AdminWorker@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 2y
Granted, all your online usernames change from petertheprettygood to peterthegreat.
late_night@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 2y
[@wizzor@sopuli.xyz]
Granted, you are very confident, but that’s only because of your poor memory - your life continues to be a consistent string of repeated failure