Granted. It comes in the form of a mass of pennies, weighing about 550lbs or 250kg and is dropped on them. Your role as an extra in West Side Story causes a massacre.
To add to this, the pennies are moldy and gunky. It's not USD currency but a strange mix of groshcys, Groschen, lira, yen, Franken, even 900 year old Skrupel from all over Europe...
7 Comments
runeko@programming.dev · 9 pts · 2y
Granted. Every time you snap your fingers, $1000 is removed from your bank account and given to some random person on the planet.
zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev · 6 pts · 2y
Granted. It comes in the form of a mass of pennies, weighing about 550lbs or 250kg and is dropped on them. Your role as an extra in West Side Story causes a massacre.
w00@feddit.de · 2 pts · 2y
To add to this, the pennies are moldy and gunky. It's not USD currency but a strange mix of groshcys, Groschen, lira, yen, Franken, even 900 year old Skrupel from all over Europe...
sramder@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Granted. Unfortunately it comes out of your bank account and Citybank just increased your "overdraft insurance limit" to 1 million dollars.
gredo@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Granted, but everyone else loses 100$
tdawg@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Granted. It can never be you
TheRaven@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 2y
Granted. You get $1k poorer and it’s only given to people who have way too much already.