c/monkeyspaw · by voodooattack@lemmy.world · 2yI wish to see my character sheet 16 points · 9 comments · view on lemmy.world
9 Comments
MisterNeon@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
Granted. You're given a printout of your DNA sequence.
sbv@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 2y
It's a stat block.
That's right, you're an NPC.
TootSweet@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
It's a Call of Cthulhu sheet.
runeko@programming.dev · 6 pts · 2y
Granted ... all your stats seem to be below average.
alokir@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Granted. You can see your character sheet but there's almost no new information on it.
However, now you know for certain that we live in a simulation. This gives you an existential crisis that you can't deal with for the rest of your digital life.
paddirn@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Granted. You see a generic villager stat sheet.
zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev · 4 pts · 2y
Granted.
TheGreenGolem@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
I see what you did there.
tdawg@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Granted but you notice all the stats are as low as they're allowed to be