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38 Comments

AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world · 61 pts · 2y (5 replies)

One for dying alone in the woods, please.

Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 15 pts · 2y (4 replies)

... this option is beginning to feel a bit crowded, will there be like a line or something? Is scheduling an option? I don't want to be around people, ew

doom_and_gloom@lemmy.ml · 14 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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hydrospanner@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

This comment made me do a weird throat cackle.

Thanks for that.

sbv@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

everyone's in the woods now. It isn't really alone anymore.

Classy@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y

There's always somewhere to be alone if you're willing to travel far enough. Nobody's going to live in the rocky, frozen wastes of the Canadian Shield for example

Sabre363@sh.itjust.works · 55 pts · 2y (3 replies)

I'll make conceptual art alone in the woods, just like my father did after joining the army.

ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 22 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Bob Ross was your dad?

Sabre363@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 2y

I'm just a "happy" little accident

Cosmos7349@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

I'm sorry for your loss

Omega_Jimes@lemmy.ca · 16 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Woods. I choose woods. 🪵 🪵 🪵

hydrospanner@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Yeah, idk what it says about me that this choice seemed like a good deal.

When it's time for me, an easy death surrounded by quiet and nature seems like the best way.

PrunesMakeYouPoop@kbin.social · 11 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Dying in the woods alone please.

Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I'll have the same, but like far enough from this person to still feel alone

Zekas@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Aren't you alone as soon as they finish dying?

Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y

Ain't nobody got time for that!!

at_an_angle@lemmy.one · 8 pts · 2y (2 replies)

My lifelong goal is to become a legendary hermit in the mountains somewhere.

chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

If you're legendary people will keep making the hike to bother you tho

hydrospanner@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Hey, just because you're destined to die alone in the woods doesn't mean you can't help the interlopers to the same destiny...

Anticorp@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 2y

Why can't I make conceptual art in the woods?

Your odds of dying alone in the woods aren't bad if you join the Army.

PunnyName@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Can I just die right now? That'd be more convenient.

Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

No, go to the woods first, instructions are clear :D

PunnyName@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Aww man.

Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 2y (2 replies)

... Conceptual art. My father may have been effeminate, but he wasn't as feminine as I'm about to become.

wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

James May (voice): Hello.

Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 2y

LMAO

Rolando@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I'll take "all of the above"!

(er... not at the same time, please.)

HerbalGamer@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y

At least two of those are a true and tested combination.

GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

So, by using the word "include", am I to assume that there are even more options beyond these few?

GenderNeutralBro@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 2y

"Your options include and damn well are limited to..."

MonkderZweite@feddit.ch · 4 pts · 2y

It has some options missing.

hardcoreufo@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

I'll take doing alone in the woods. Really joining the army seems like the worst choice. Though I guess that depends on your father.

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

God, anything but conceptual art...

paysrenttobirds@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y

I think it's more fun if you're the one making it. Like jazz

JesusRat@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

I'm not a part of your system

aviationeast@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Knocked out 3 of those. Now how to make conceptual art? Hmmmm.

ThatFembyWho@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 2y

In the words of one of my favorite songs

"Death is when life turns into art"

MadBob@feddit.nl · 1 pts · 2y

This is like a David Shrigley piece.

nobleshift@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
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oehm@midwest.social · 1 pts · 2y

Is this the artist Don’t Fret?