Wherever you are dude… My SO just looked back at me and they said they hadn’t pooped in 3 days

How:

They starting intermittent fasting on a 16/8-7 and ate red meat this week.

Incoming Redditors: you’ll understand soon why this is ground breaking.

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xaxl@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 3y (3 replies)

Your SO is full of shit.

4am@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y

slow clap

CheshireSnake@iusearchlinux.fyi · 4 pts · 3y

I mean, yes. But also no. XD

4am@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
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Seven@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 3y

This lore is intense

Doll_Tow_Jet-ski@kbin.social · 5 pts · 3y

Your SO has cracked the code!

Middle_Lies@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Now that's a true shitpost!

Seven@lemmy.world MOD · 1 pts · 3y

AGAIN! Again, and I will BAN you and all others that do the SAME FUCKING MISTAKE for it- IT IS A NON-SHITPOST. A NON - SHITPOST. Your final warning.
.>:C /s

Granixo@feddit.cl · 4 pts · 3y (2 replies)

But is the poop okay?

Ketchup@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

Guys, they still didn’t poop yet. 👀

Seven@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 3y

The pregnant person had to get c-section but otherwise both Mizu and the poop are okay c:

Dream_state@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Man/woman is ceased up 💀

Seven@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y

Just use person or someone lol

DoucheAsaurus@kbin.social · 3 pts · 3y (1 reply)

It's too late, he's already full of beef jerky and cheese.

Seven@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 3y

Whatever is coming out, (if) it (even) is coming out, will come out HARD.

LollerCorleone@kbin.social · -19 pts · 3y (3 replies)

Did we ever get an update from the actual dude?

BuddhaBeettle@kbin.social · 4 pts · 3y

I think I read him yesterday asking what to eat to solve his constipation, which one would assume means that the no poop challenge was successful...perhaps too successful

Ragnell@kbin.social · 3 pts · 3y

The same account later asked about passing gummy worms, and today I saw them posting about constipation on nostupidquestions@lemmy.world. No, I'm not following them, they just keep making it to the front page.

dedale@kbin.social · 2 pts · 3y

I understood it as a convoluted joke about the submarine situation.