Standoff

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15 Comments

NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social · 91 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Remember kids, HR is not your friend.

dipshit@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Nor are they a resource!

lightnsfw@reddthat.com · 20 pts · 2y

It's you that is the resource.

cone_zombie@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y

Nor human

TryingToEscapeTarkov@lemmy.world · 56 pts · 2y

Recruiter: Why is there a gap in your resume?

Me: Why has this position been hiring every month?

Neato@kbin.social · 50 pts · 2y (2 replies)

"I want to branch out and gain new experiences to broaden my skillset." is the BS line I usually go with when I'm interviewing for a job outside my current specialty. Which has been every job I've interviewed for. Since my organization has rotation programs, it's a well-accepted reason. Especially when the actual reason was "I'm fleeing a hostile takeover of my last department." or "I gotta get the fuck out of Florida, it's 2017."

Waltzy@feddit.uk · 12 pts · 2y

I tend to go for 'you approached me, and this sounds interesting'

TheBat@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
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balderdash9@lemmy.zip · 35 pts · 2y

You could put any caption with this image, it's just too funny

Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 28 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I'm looking to expand my network, and build synergies with new colleagues. I want to maximize our KPIs

How am I doing with the canned bullshit rhetoric? Did I get the job?

oce@jlai.lu · 6 pts · 2y

You forgot empowering the department

Isoprenoid@programming.dev · 1 pts · 2y

You're getting good. Now you just need to sing this song in the interview.

psmgx@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y

"is this a new role or a backfill?"

"Yes"

moistclump@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y

“What are your expectations for salary for this position?” “What is the salary range for this position?”

curiousaur@reddthat.com · 6 pts · 2y

What are your salary expectations?

MonkderZweite@feddit.ch · 5 pts · 2y

The lost Dr Seuss Poem

kubica@kbin.social · 1 pts · 2y
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