Someone tried to sell me a coffin today, but I declined.

It's the last thing I need.

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TonyToniToneOfficial@lemmy.ml · 15 pts · 2y (1 reply)

This is a magnificently executed pun, just absolutely flawless

Drew@lemmy.one · 13 pts · 2y

He heard it somewhere and was just dying to share

The_Eminent_Bon@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y

Its better to have something and not need it rather than needing something but not have it. Like underwear