Ominous positivity

Things will get better. I've already made sure of it.

For real tho this is how my immigrant parents think/cope with life and honestly I think it keeps them going pretty effectively

Everything will be alright. Do you really think you have a choice?

Hang in there. You will, because to do otherwise would mean falling to your death and you cling tenaciously to life.

There's an album I like titled "Good living is coming for you" and I like that it sounds positive at first, but on further thought it's more menacing.

I want an inspiro-bot-esque generator that just endlessly spins out menacing positivity. I’d put that in an old-school digital photo frame.

The OG is Psalm 23:6 in a more accurate translation than what most people know:

"Surely goodness and mercy will chase me down all the days of my life..."

That thing is broken, don't worry it will repair itself.

i mean this is pretty much the conclusion of the communist manifesto: you cannot stop the proletariat revolution, only delay it.

You will succeed, or else.

You did well, Anakin.

Be happy while you still can.

I'm positive you're fucked.