Uber is the national ambulance provider

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PP_BOY_@lemmy.world · 70 pts · 2y (6 replies)

Okay but if we give universal Healthcare then brown people might get medical help so checkmate liberal

Or we could disrupt the ambulance industry with self driving ambulances and robot EMTs!

In the meantime we’ll just let people volunteer for the jobs in a gig app

ivanafterall@kbin.social · 15 pts · 2y (2 replies)

How about an Etsy for my internal organs?

Nougat@kbin.social · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I put my kidneys up on Pinterest.

I sell home made medicine on fansly. We need a new website OnlyDocs.

kautau@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Yeah also pregnant women should be required to give birth but I’m not going to pay for it

Well that just makes sense the Bible says to punish the ~~rape victims~~ harlots

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