c/lemmyshitpost · by TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world · 2yIf you're having people over, be sure to have adequate supplies available. 227 points · 18 comments · view on lemmy.world
18 Comments
GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 2y
Literal shitpost
Sabre363@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 2y
Just use the 3 shells
Pistcow@lemm.ee · 15 pts · 2y
Also, have a toilet plunger in your bathroom. I went to a party and the toilet clogged after a one wiper. I grabbed my girlfriend, and we just left.
BeefSupreme@sh.itjust.works · 17 pts · 2y
Don't you people have knives?
And009@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 2y
Always a Swiss knife for those ocassions
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 2y
At this point hand towels, scented candles, and wall hangings are fair game.
SuckMyWang@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Definitely. A bit harder to eat though
thatsTheCatch@lemmy.nz · 6 pts · 2y
186 upvotes? I don't get it, how is this a shitpo— oooh
theodewere@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y
the rare combined PSA-shitpost
Chariotwheel@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y
Have exactly on sheet for every person. Make them fight for it or suffer trying to finish with just one sheet.
ignotum@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Teach them that freedom and wiping doesn't come free
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
That's plenty for guests for the weekend
NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y
That cardboard roll is good for at least 3 wipes.
Rouxibeau@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Install a washlets/bidet and tp lasts forever.
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
Good advice even when you don't have people over
FQQD@feddit.de · 1 pts · 2y
Yeah they be eatin this stuff all night
PhoreTwunny@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Shouldn't have had such a sloppy mud pie
alyx@reddthat.com · 1 pts · 2y
charge them for it