c/memes · by XiJinpingBurner@lemmygrad.ml · 3yIm the real Xi Jinping AMA 2 points · 19 comments · view on lemmy.world
19 Comments
TheAnonymouseJoker@lemmygrad.ml · 3 pts · 3y
How do you Xi your outlook on China?
kig_v2@lemmygrad.ml · 1 pts · 3y
@modclass we're just going to let puns like this go unpunished?
TheAnonymouseJoker@lemmygrad.ml · 1 pts · 3y
No pun-ishment here
XiJinpingBurner@lemmygrad.ml · 1 pts · 3y
My outlook on China is that we need more Pizza Huts
fanonfan44@lemmygrad.ml · 1 pts · 3y
yes China is about to eliminate poverty but did you ever consider human nature
XiJinpingBurner@lemmygrad.ml · 1 pts · 3y
Oh shit of fuck
lil_tank@lemmygrad.ml · 1 pts · 3y
Mr Xi Jinping in your Belt and Road initiative you have made very good roads but did you consider the pants to be held by the belts?
American_Communist22@lemmygrad.ml · 1 pts · 3y
Mr. Xi, can you liberate Hawaii plz, it would be very much appreciated
XiJinpingBurner@lemmygrad.ml · 1 pts · 3y
Maybe later, I’m busy playing League of Legends atm
muad_dibber@lemmygrad.ml · 1 pts · 3y
Typical chinese bureacrat living the luxurious life while his country suffers. /s
American_Communist22@lemmygrad.ml · 0 pts · 3y
Goddammit Xi
TeezyZeezy@lemmygrad.ml · 1 pts · 3y
What level are you in Marxism-Leninism
XiJinpingBurner@lemmygrad.ml · 1 pts · 3y
What’s Marxism-Leninism
panic@lemmygrad.ml · 1 pts · 3y
Can you give me some money? I haven't been getting my xibucks for defending China. At least enough to pay my transportation fees.
XiJinpingBurner@lemmygrad.ml · 1 pts · 3y
Idk, I don’t really feel like it rn
panic@lemmygrad.ml · 1 pts · 3y
Dictator behaviour
Shrike502@lemmygrad.ml · 1 pts · 3y
Where are my XiBucks?
XiJinpingBurner@lemmygrad.ml · 2 pts · 3y
Sorry we can’t finance XiBucks right now, I spent all the government’s assets on ChungusCoin and it didn’t work out :(