It's a satire and stuff, but if I'd ever be in this kind of a situation, I'd order something to their table just to confuse everyone. Imagine doing it and looking them in the eyes when staff brings meals or a bottle. You'd better look for where the back exit in this place is.

Anticorp@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 2y

What an idiot.

PrincessLeiasCat@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y

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768@sh.itjust.works · -26 pts · 2y (5 replies)

Its hard to understand someone with boot in their mouth all the time.

Edit: Comments don't need to interrupt the satire flow. Woosh yourselves :)

ThunderWhiskers@lemmy.world · 49 pts · 2y (4 replies)

This is pretty clearly satire.

pimento64@sopuli.xyz · 9 pts · 2y (2 replies)

inb4 "muh Poe's law" from people who take pride in deliberately ignoring context clues

Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y

You know some people literally just miss those cues.

Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 2y

We’ve got one! You’ve the foresight of a sage.

Sharpiemarker@feddit.de · 0 pts · 2y

And yet, there are people like this who enjoy sniffing Billionaire farts.