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c/the_pack · by Placid@lemmy.world · 2y

THE PACK RIDES TOGETHER AND CRANKS LEMONS TOGETHER TOO!!!

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Placid@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y (2 replies)

KILLER LEMONADE IS THE PERFECT DRINK TO COOL YOU DOWN AFTER A LONG RIDE ON YOUR HOG, AND IT'S ALSO PACKED WITH VITAMIN C, SO IT'S GOOD FOR YOUR BONES.

HERE'S WHAT YOU'LL NEED:

  • 1 CUP OF LEMON JUICE
  • 1 CUP OF SUGAR
  • 1 GALLON OF WATER
  • ICE
  • RESPECT FOR ALL BADASS M'FERS HERE IN THE PACK

INSTRUCTIONS:

  1. COMBINE THE LEMON JUICE, SUGAR, AND WATER IN A LARGE PITCHER.
  2. STIR UNTIL THE SUGAR IS DISSOLVED.
  3. ADD ICE TO TASTE.
  4. SERVE COLD AND AROOOOOOOOOO!!!!

TIPS FOR MAKING KILLER LEMONADE BADASS:

  • USE FRESH LEMON JUICE FOR THE BEST FLAVOR.
  • IF YOU DON'T HAVE A GALLON OF WATER, YOU CAN USE LESS AND JUST ADJUST THE AMOUNT OF LEMON JUICE AND SUGAR ACCORDINGLY.
  • ADD A SPLASH OF VODKA OR GIN TO MAKE A BADASS ADULT LEMONADE.
  • GARNISH YOUR LEMONADE WITH A LEMON WEDGE AND A SPRIG OF MINT.

NOW, GET OUT THERE AND MAKE SOME KILLER LEMONADE, MY FELLOW MEMBERS OF THE PACK!

CRANK HARD, LIVE FREE, AND DRINK LEMONADE!

ooterness@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

INSTRUCTIONS UNCLEAR, BROTHER.

I GOT ALL THE INGREDIENTS TOGETHER, FOLLOWED THE INSTRUCTIONS CAREFULLY, BUT IT NEVER EXPLAINED WHAT TO DO WITH THE RESPECT SO I SHARED IT WITH EVERYONE.

ANYWAY NOW I'VE GOT ALL THIS RESPECT FOR BADASS M’FERS HERE IN THE PACK, SO 10/10 RECIPE. AROOOOO!

FrickAndMortar@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

YOU ARE ONE WHOLESOME MF’ER, MF’ER!! I LIKE THE CUT O’ YER JIB!!

FrickAndMortar@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (4 replies)

HELL YEAH, MF’ERS! LEMONADE IS A TASTY TREAT ON A HOT HOG-RIDE!

I LIKE MINE WITH A LITTLE GINGER OR JALAPEÑO - ZESTY!!

WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE LEMONADE RECIPE?

dmention7@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

BROTHER LET ME TELL YOU... SOMETIMES IF I'M FEELING FANCY AFTER A LONG NIGHT ON THE HOG (BUT NEVER BEFORE!!!) I WILL SQUEEZE A LITTLE LEMON INTO MY GLASS OF TITO'S VODKA ON ICE. DOES THAT COUNT?

FrickAndMortar@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

BIG AROOOO FOR RESPONSIBLE LEMONADE-ENJOYING! LEMONTITOS SOUND AMAZING, I MIGHT HAVE TO MAKE ONE MYSELF!

Placid@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

M'FER GINGER IN LEMONADE SOUNDS RILED!

FrickAndMortar@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

IT RATTLES MY FREAKIN’ JIMMIES!

SuiXi3D@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

MFER, WHEN LIFW GIVES YOU LEMONS, DON’T MAKE LEMONADE. MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK! GET MAD! I DON’T WANT YOUR MF’N LEMONS, HOW THE H. E. DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS AM I SUPPOSED TO CRANK MY HOG WITH THESE?! DEMAND TO SEE LIFE’S MANAGER! MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE THIS BOMBASS MFER LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I’M THE MAN THAT’S GONNA CRANK MY HOG! WITH THE LEMONS! I’M GONNA GET ALL MY BROTHERS TO CRANK THEIR HOGS! AROOOOOO!

FrickAndMortar@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

HELL YEAH, BROTHER (SISTER, OTHER)! I LOVE YOUR ENTHUSIASM!!

UntouchedWagons@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

LEMONS!

FrickAndMortar@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

LLLEEEEEMMMMOOONNNNSSS!!!

Aleric@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

HELL YEAH BORTHER!!! WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS, GET A FEW OF YOUR BROTHERS AND HAVE A LEMON PARTY!!!!