c/lemmyshitpost · by frippa@lemmy.ml · 2yWhen you're young you fear the fentanyl candy, when you grow up you crave it. 250 points · 5 comments · view on lemmy.world
5 Comments
GrimSheeper@lemmy.world · 59 pts · 2y
Make sure to thoroughly check your child's candy this Halloween. There are a lot of sickos out there putting pure, uncut heroin in their candy and just pretending it's laced with fentanyl.
jaschen@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 2y
Fentanyl is more expensive than candy. It's like asking a crackhead if he could share his 8ball.
frippa@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 2y
I hate it when my mars is cut with chocolate, I eat it to forget my shitty life nodding out, not for empty calories!
Rolando@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Lies. Nowadays they'd all be asking for Ozempic.
MissJinx@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
I don't care what ppl say, I sure wish I could take some of tgis magical ozempic candy