Took this shit down from a power pole near my home recently.

Any day now 🙄. Wish they'd fuck off with all this.

"Truly I tell you, this generation will not pass away until all of these things have taken place." -Matthew 24:34

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dontcarebear@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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RealFknNito@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Just like papa. Don't know when he'll be back but we just keep waiting.

starman2112@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Jesus is coming

Good for him, but I don't really want to know about it

Telorand@reddthat.com · 5 pts · 2y

Yeah, I don't think I'd be into that OnlyFans.

Teon@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y

Cut "repent be saved' off, and on the bottom of it write with a fat sharpie, "...all over my face." Now go staple that back on that power pole!!

donescobar@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

What a sad life, I’m glad I’m up out this piece

groucho@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 2y
Lolman228@kbin.social · 1 pts · 2y

I'm cumming to jesus

FReddit@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

If the sky daddy boy returned today he'd just get crucified again.

Reality_Suit@lemmy.one · 1 pts · 2y

I think I'm having one.

awwwyissss@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y (6 replies)
Cranakis@lemmy.one · 4 pts · 2y (5 replies)

For Jesus to come back? Fucking right. Muther fucker has some explaining to do.

There is, of course, no reason to think he is coming back. I am not afraid of 2000 year old Mediterranean mythology, nor should anyone be. Even if I was so deluded, the mythology clearly says he'll brb within that generation and that generation died thousands of years ago.

awwwyissss@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Did you even watch the video... I'm clearly making fun of the whole thing

Cranakis@lemmy.one · 1 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Says: error opening link

awwwyissss@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y (2 replies)

www.reddit.com/r/maybemaybemaybe/comments/17090p1/maybe_maybe_maybe/

Maybe that one will work. Just a funny video

Cranakis@lemmy.one · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Thanks for the alt link. I should done that when the sign was still up.

Sorry, without the video, I thought some Christian was trying to put the screws to me.

awwwyissss@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y

All good, I'm fed up with religious nut jobs too