Any day now 🙄. Wish they'd fuck off with all this.
"Truly I tell you, this generation will not pass away until all of these things have taken place." -Matthew 24:34
Any day now 🙄. Wish they'd fuck off with all this.
"Truly I tell you, this generation will not pass away until all of these things have taken place." -Matthew 24:34
16 Comments
dontcarebear@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
RealFknNito@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Just like papa. Don't know when he'll be back but we just keep waiting.
starman2112@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 2y
Good for him, but I don't really want to know about it
Telorand@reddthat.com · 5 pts · 2y
Yeah, I don't think I'd be into that OnlyFans.
Teon@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y
Cut "repent be saved' off, and on the bottom of it write with a fat sharpie, "...all over my face." Now go staple that back on that power pole!!
donescobar@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
What a sad life, I’m glad I’m up out this piece
groucho@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 2y
Yep! There he is now!
Lolman228@kbin.social · 1 pts · 2y
I'm cumming to jesus
FReddit@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
If the sky daddy boy returned today he'd just get crucified again.
Reality_Suit@lemmy.one · 1 pts · 2y
I think I'm having one.
awwwyissss@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
R U READY
Cranakis@lemmy.one · 4 pts · 2y
For Jesus to come back? Fucking right. Muther fucker has some explaining to do.
There is, of course, no reason to think he is coming back. I am not afraid of 2000 year old Mediterranean mythology, nor should anyone be. Even if I was so deluded, the mythology clearly says he'll brb within that generation and that generation died thousands of years ago.
awwwyissss@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
Did you even watch the video... I'm clearly making fun of the whole thing
Cranakis@lemmy.one · 1 pts · 2y
Says: error opening link
awwwyissss@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
www.reddit.com/r/maybemaybemaybe/comments/17090p1/maybe_maybe_maybe/
Maybe that one will work. Just a funny video
Cranakis@lemmy.one · 2 pts · 2y
Thanks for the alt link. I should done that when the sign was still up.
Sorry, without the video, I thought some Christian was trying to put the screws to me.
awwwyissss@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
All good, I'm fed up with religious nut jobs too