c/funny · by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website · 2yhmm... 403 points · 14 comments · view on lemmy.world
14 Comments
originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com · 59 pts · 2y
would i get in trouble if their equipment stopped working for some reason after i plugged my phone in?
FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world · 64 pts · 2y
Maybe trouble, maybe hired.
EtherWhack@lemmy.world · 59 pts · 2y
plugs in no-name battery pack from wish
"Let's play a game"
Steve@startrek.website · 45 pts · 2y
Always carry a power-only charge cable
PowerGloveSoBad@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 2y
Station is just a decoy -- they wirelessly scanned you and all your contacts the minute you bought the tickets
einfach_orangensaft@feddit.de · 37 pts · 2y
ups i pluged my phone shaped USB-Killer into that and now its burning
FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
Electrons go BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT!
DavidGarcia@feddit.nl · 29 pts · 2y
it's the illusion of choice, they already have all your data anyway
muzzle@kbin.social · 19 pts · 2y
Ah, yes, the USB glory hole.
satan@r.nf · 9 pts · 2y
Plugs in a CCP powered phone
information warfare intensifies
sciaticnerd@lemmy.sdf.org · 7 pts · 2y
Is this from @shmoocon?
ooterness@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
Yes, looks like the same photo as the one from ShmooCon 2019.
ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Ah sweet glow in the dark phone chargers
FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y
Lucky I always carry a USB Condom