c/internetfuneral · by fucker@lemmy.world · 2yjust a cough 226 points · 12 comments · view on lemmy.world
12 Comments
insomniac_lemon@kbin.social · 19 pts · 2y
Blood loss? Nah man I'm aware of exactly where it is.
That was just my extra blood, don't need it anymore (no good once it gets dirt in it).
slumlordthanatos@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
RELIC MALFUNCTION DETECTED
Lizzy_Wizzy@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y
I'm going cyberpsycho!
JoShmoe@ani.social · 1 pts · 2y
Keano “Come!”
DigitalPaperTrail@kbin.social · 10 pts · 2y
Agent641@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
"Have you considered suicide?" - Canadian doctor
567PrimeMover@kbin.social · 2 pts · 2y
"So that means you'll be in late, right?" - Your boss
DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 2y
POV: A major anime side character who has taught the chosen one everything and they need to know and start to take a liking to you….
mrbubblesort@kbin.social · 7 pts · 2y
This is just two people working together to smash a mosquito in mid-air
Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 2y
A couple years back I literally coughed so hard I got a hernia, the worst part was it was a solid 2 more weeks before my lungs cleared up and I stopped coughing
NGL didn't feel great
bellly@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y
Mmmh yummy tuberculosis 🤤
onichama@feddit.de · 3 pts · 2y
Just drink it back up, it'll be fine
Johanno@feddit.de · 2 pts · 2y
Just some healthy cough blood!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zc2BsE56lbE