I'm sitting at a bus shelter and the old woman sitting next to me just farted. I couldn't hear it and I can't smell it, but she sort of leaned over and I felt the vibration through the bench.

It was a weird sensation to feel my bum rumble in resonance with hers. A bit unpleasant, a bit funny, and I just wanted to share.

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This is the sort of content I come here for. 10/10

That's more intimacy than I experienced today

Mortalsub@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y (4 replies)

This content is gold. This and the Poop post.

GoodKingElliot@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 3y (2 replies)

the Poop post?

Mortalsub@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y (1 reply)

It is with great honor, that I present to you....

Thank you. That's marvelous!

Definitely a theme appearing in Lemmy culture so far.

Did you vibrate her back with your own fart?? It's the courteous thing to do.

You're forever connected, now. This is but the start of your beautiful story.

You shared a moment! A terrible, awkward, horrible moment.

Fog@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y (1 reply)

This made me blow air quickly through my nose as I read it! That's a win! 😂

codapine@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 3y

As long as it was only out of your nose.

I sympathise, you are now brother of fart.