I've heard it's more akin to sucking the dick rather than having the dick sucked from people that could. Makes sense why that wouldn't be the most desirable experience to pass on. Not to mention getting to that size hurts most of us on the receiving end when it comes to makin the babies
ETA: I swear I'd heard that before reading the comments literally right below yours
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kyle1320@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 2y
Maybe it's natural selection π€ everyone who could do it was just like π yep I'm good π and never had any kids.
kofe@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 2y
I've heard it's more akin to sucking the dick rather than having the dick sucked from people that could. Makes sense why that wouldn't be the most desirable experience to pass on. Not to mention getting to that size hurts most of us on the receiving end when it comes to makin the babies
ETA: I swear I'd heard that before reading the comments literally right below yours
aidan@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
I can confirm it is, also you don't need to be insanely big to do it if you're relatively thin and flexible.
aidan@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Except there are a lot of people who can do it
Saprophyte@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
Would sucking your own dick be more like getting your dick sucked or more like sucking on some dude's dick?
Going to chalk this one up as a possible blessing in disguise with little (no) testing or research on my own.
Pregnenolone@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
Itβs definitely more like sucking dick with an overly stretched out back.
Hotdogman@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Like, you give yourself a handy, right?
Selmafudd@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Yeah but I don't jizz in the other hand and slam it down my throat
Hotdogman@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
You don't? Huh...
TheFriendlyDickhead@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y
Depends if you cum in your own mouth or not. If you do defenetly more like sucking
FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
More like sucking a dick.
bitwaba@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
-- Chinese proverb.... probably
SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 2y
Yes, and? Sucking dick is great
bitwaba@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Boner appetit
XTornado@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 2y
He did a compromise and allowed us to suck somebody else dick.
Cap@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y
There are two types of men in this world. Those who have tried to suck their own dick, and liars.
Countess425@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
You can suck your own dick; it's medically possible, and it's not illegal!
iHUNTcriminals@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
I can (or at least I could, haven't tried in years).
It's not that great.
iHUNTcriminals@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
match@pawb.social · 3 pts · 2y
Jesus loves me :3
aidan@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
I think some on here would argue God doesn't favor me
ad0c@asocial.thedroth.rocks · 2 pts · 2y
Btw there's a really cool song about it: I Drink My Coffee Alone β Adam's Alltag (Bandcamp)
iHUNTcriminals@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
So this means people who can suck their own dick are God's favorite?
Doesn't surprise me haha.
geekworking@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y
My Cousin Walter would disagree