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c/lemmyshitpost · by Facelikeapotato@lemmy.ml · 2y

Grandma, can you pick me up?

798 points · 13 comments · view on lemmy.world

13 Comments

JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.sdf.org · 91 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Somebody give Grandma the mic she gonna tear some shit up

Scubus@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 2y

And thats why jesus christ is my nigga

lowleveldata@programming.dev · 62 pts · 2y (5 replies)

Can you really call yourself a rapper if you can't even rhyme about how cool your grandma is?

BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 147 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Yeah, I came with my grandma, and you came with your crew/

But really, you’re just pissed that she’s cooler than you/

Cause she’s got 80 years of being a badass bitch/

And you got 25 of being a punk-ass snitch/

BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 59 pts · 2y (1 reply)

You won’t fight me lightly/

I battle motherfuckers like you on the nightly; Bite me/

Diss my nana to spite me; I’m like, “G,/

She’ll still be iller at 90”/

Shyfer@ttrpg.network · 10 pts · 2y

I like this one even more lol

JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.sdf.org · 19 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Slaps

BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 2y

Appreciate it

Pregnenolone@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y

Some lines you never cross

aberrate_junior_beatnik@midwest.social · 5 pts · 2y

Classic

iHUNTcriminals@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y

Mista po, Tate, oh. Head.

severspade@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I'll just leave this: https://youtu.be/Nv_LN2Nq2Es?si=UD6jlVA-lAqB6q1a

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