Foiled yet again

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Jiggle_Physics@lemmy.world · 84 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Had an English teacher that did this. Once asked if I could go to the bathroom and he replied with this statement. So I said "Not if you don't let me." He rolled his eyes and called me a smart ass, like he wasn't. Yoi, I hated that guy.

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 51 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Smartasses hate being out ass smarted.

Jiggle_Physics@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y

I wish this was his worst problem. Dude was a mess and he took it out on us.

Gtoasted@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 18 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Funnily enough, assuming that Vampires can only enter a house if they are invited, being able and allowed to enter the house are, in this case, equivalent.

ickplant@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y

Found the real English teacher.

uranibaba@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Would not asking if one can come in ask if it is possible or not, i.e. if the one is invited or not. So to ask "can I come in" is not to ask for permission, only what is possible and not, thus not the same?

Can I come in? => Have I been invited?
May I come in? => Can I have an invitation?

ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y (1 reply)

"If I was a werewolf I would fuck you up."
"If you were a werewolf ..."

mcz@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y

A waswolf

zik@zorg.social · 11 pts · 2y

The worst thing about this is that the English teacher is wrong too - common usage dictates that this is a perfectly acceptable form of request.

rambling_lunatic@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 2y

The vampire's ability to enter (whether he can come in) depends on his permission to enter (whether he may come in). So he's right.

lowleveldata@programming.dev · 7 pts · 2y

He's clearly already inside the house tho

ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

creditCrazy@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Imagine if vampires could only suck the blood of victims that verbally allow them resulting in them loyering everyone to let them eat people