I dunno I think it's mighty convenient for these old villains to assume it's as easy for those of us coming after whilst conveniently failing to acknowledge that they're immortal. I mean for most us, being 412 would really put a damper on your ability to perpetrate evil. By the time we're 100 it's pretty difficult to do much of anything before needing a cup of tea and a lie down.
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Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml · 29 pts · 2y
I dunno I think it's mighty convenient for these old villains to assume it's as easy for those of us coming after whilst conveniently failing to acknowledge that they're immortal. I mean for most us, being 412 would really put a damper on your ability to perpetrate evil. By the time we're 100 it's pretty difficult to do much of anything before needing a cup of tea and a lie down.
Facelikeapotato@lemmy.ml · 15 pts · 2y
Well, nobody else is going to weave dark magics to extend your life, that's on you.
kibiz0r@midwest.social · 15 pts · 2y
I can’t tell you how many times I read “Count Dracula” as “Count Chocula”, and wondered “Whoa, how deep is the lore on this confectionary nosferatu?”
Grass@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y
This made me choke on my own saliva as I failed to chuckle correctly
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 2y
Truth to tell, we're all too busy following Azathoth's dream.