c/asklemmy · by TehBamski@lemmy.world · 2yWhat made up college major would make your mom cry? 30 points · 25 comments · view on lemmy.world
25 Comments
fubo@lemmy.world · 43 pts · 2y
Tangent5280@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
What the fuck is livestock inversion studies?
Hardeehar@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 2y
"What the fuck is livestock inversion studies?", my mother exclaimed with tears in her eyes while her shaking hands grasped the course syllabus.
fubo@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 2y
🐄⤵️👩🎓
moody@lemmings.world · 10 pts · 2y
Cow tipping
ThatBaldFella@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
Tipping culture is getting out of hand.
KISSmyOS@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org · 22 pts · 2y
Applied Racism
DharmaCurious@startrek.website · 4 pts · 2y
You mom sounds cool. :)
SecretSauces@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y
Aren't all major technically made up?
Also, Semantics & Pedantry 101.
serial_crusher@lemmy.basedcount.com · 9 pts · 2y
I think a major in Semantics & Pedantry would impress your mom, but specifically majoring in the intro-level course is a risky decision.
Encode1307@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y
This guy pedants
TehBamski@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Technically the truth. Just like how humans named the brain.
pastermil@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 2y
How about a non made up one: Egyptology
PP_BOY_@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 2y
The only useful thing you can do with a degree in Egyptology is to teach Egyptplogy, which gives those students the exact same problem. It's like a big pyramid scheme.
KittenBiscuits@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
Aye, and everyone's keeping their heads in the sand about it.
intensely_human@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
I prefer Sudanology
thb_tx@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
Bottom 101: It's better to receive than to give.
KittenBiscuits@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 2y
Onion genetics
intensely_human@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
Onionetics: the study of general horseshit
shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 2y
By cry, do you mean tears of disappointment or tears of joy?
0x4E4F@infosec.pub · 7 pts · 2y
Sex toy design
Encode1307@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y
And testing
0x4E4F@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 2y
In the adult entertainment industry
SirToxicAvenger@lemm.ee · -3 pts · 2y
gender studies
Bluetreefrog@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 2y
So your mom likes sexism, or would they be tears of joy?